King_Kamala61
TheColi's Favorite Artist
****Long Read****
Dear Journal, (TheColi that give a fukk)
Today I had a deadline I missed as I was waiting on some money to come to me. Which it did (Praise the Loa), and I hit up the FED EX near me. Short trip in a Lyft XL. The Fed EX lady Supe gon tell me...
"Yea we can't we ship ya work in that condition...you need a Box"
I'm like, "Ma'am, I done shipped beacoup work like dis...what's issue?"
She talking bout, "The truck drivers won't take it cause it's all plastic wrapped and gone come off"
I reassured her it wasn't
then in true fashion, they try to say Im getting loud. I tell them Im chillin'
I'm like you can't try and play me with that now
"I been coming here for 3 yrs in my art career do your thing...I'm coolin? I just need it there by Saturday. I can pay whatever. We good chére. Cool geaux on head then ya hear me?"
Next thing I know they measuring it up and I gave the address for the show...and then I see the worker pop out out a razor blade and decided to cut my painting out of the protective packing.
I lost my shyt right there slightly...bout a 3 out of 10...10 being the police showing up.
All I did was a "Argh Argh! Don't cut my painting out."
The worker pleading like
I said dude," I'm disabled (he tryna make me look aggressive)...and why the Sam hell you touching my packaging, risking damaging for what?"
I told them give my package back, I'm gone to another Fed EX.
I get to FED EX and my card declined...so I hit up my Financial Institution and it's a thick accent person and I got Tinnitus. After I got to shouting at him cause his 2nd language lexicon only allowed him to speak one way, I said, "Please transfer me." I got a cool ass lady on tha line. She seen my account and seen the figures
and said the entire verification script.
After they accept the charges for the limit I had overstepped from my art supply pushing P spree.
The lady at the 2nd Fed EX wanted to see my portfolio and all you seen was ol Gal
"Young Black and Gifted"
I said, "Wait til you see my new 50 piece coming up!"
I'm back home and now I'm smoking and relaxing. All day has been a test....I know it. And now I'm high...
How dare Fed EX touch my Goddess of WAR!!!!
I was ready to fight over her. Why these normals try to desecrate my baby????
My Goddess
Dear Journal, (TheColi that give a fukk)
Today I had a deadline I missed as I was waiting on some money to come to me. Which it did (Praise the Loa), and I hit up the FED EX near me. Short trip in a Lyft XL. The Fed EX lady Supe gon tell me...
"Yea we can't we ship ya work in that condition...you need a Box"
I'm like, "Ma'am, I done shipped beacoup work like dis...what's issue?"
She talking bout, "The truck drivers won't take it cause it's all plastic wrapped and gone come off"
I reassured her it wasn't
then in true fashion, they try to say Im getting loud. I tell them Im chillin' I'm like you can't try and play me with that now
"I been coming here for 3 yrs in my art career do your thing...I'm coolin? I just need it there by Saturday. I can pay whatever. We good chére. Cool geaux on head then ya hear me?"Next thing I know they measuring it up and I gave the address for the show...and then I see the worker pop out out a razor blade and decided to cut my painting out of the protective packing.
I lost my shyt right there slightly...bout a 3 out of 10...10 being the police showing up.
All I did was a "Argh Argh! Don't cut my painting out."
The worker pleading like
I said dude," I'm disabled (he tryna make me look aggressive)...and why the Sam hell you touching my packaging, risking damaging for what?"
I told them give my package back, I'm gone to another Fed EX.
I get to FED EX and my card declined...so I hit up my Financial Institution and it's a thick accent person and I got Tinnitus. After I got to shouting at him cause his 2nd language lexicon only allowed him to speak one way, I said, "Please transfer me." I got a cool ass lady on tha line. She seen my account and seen the figures
and said the entire verification script.After they accept the charges for the limit I had overstepped from my art supply pushing P spree.
The lady at the 2nd Fed EX wanted to see my portfolio and all you seen was ol Gal
"Young Black and Gifted"I said, "Wait til you see my new 50 piece coming up!"I'm back home and now I'm smoking and relaxing. All day has been a test....I know it. And now I'm high...
How dare Fed EX touch my Goddess of WAR!!!!
I was ready to fight over her. Why these normals try to desecrate my baby????
My Goddess
...they tried to expose her naked like 2 cent Medieval harlots from a Shakespeare play.
I didn’t read the post “praise the whaa”?
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