WTF...Found out I was probably conceived in the Playboy Mansion!

[Behind-the-wheel]

Between talking to my moms and my pops over the past year I've come to understand that I was prolly the product of them gettin it on at the playboy mansion over a weekend.

What I don't get is how my mom and pop were on the scene like that back in the day and then when I came around they wanna play all responsible and bland and shyt.

I thought my parents were straight up nerds until I was like 16 when I started findin out shyt about them and askin questions. Now I'm damn near middle aged and the bombs are droppin left and right.

Dunno how much more I can handle brehs...
How you know someone your whole life and never really know em???

 

[Tunez]

So you were a mistake?

 

[HoldThisL]

 

[Yehuda]

Which Playmate was your mother

 

[Amsterdayumn]

Which Playmate was your mother

OP is a cac?

 

[UncleTomFord15]

Pics of your mother in her prime

 

[Spence]

They let into the Playboy mansion in the late 80's early 90's?

 

[basketball reasons]

Ask your dad if he shared that girl

 

[concise]

What I don't get is how my mom and pop were on the scene like that back in the day and then when I came around they wanna play all responsible and bland and shyt.

You were the wake-up call.

 

[Vice Queen]

Better than finding out you were conceived in the parking lot of a Golden Bird Chicken.

 

[Verbal Kint]

So you a Heffner?

 

[TEH]

So Hugh Hefner is your father - that other man just raised you ...

If you are in Hef's house- Hef will hit that ...

 

[Mowgli]

I was planned and my parents were married before I was born.

I was destiny.

You were to but in an accidental way

 

[FoolinLikeABitvh]

Playboy mansion?

Maybe a dumpster.

 

[Lo-Co]

Better than finding out you were conceived in the parking lot of a Golden Bird Chicken.