Wrestling logic you've learned to be law over time

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

things that are very very consistent over time that you have learned in wrestling logic or booking sense.


1. If you get hit with the championship belt...YOU ARE DEAD. It trumps all other weapons. Hit by belt = you're down for over 3 seconds 100% of the time.

2. If a good guy 'promises' or 'swears' to do anything, especially to win a match...(this is DIFFERENT from a stipulation) he is going to do it. The use of "I promise" or "I swear..." are key.

3. People will like you if you pause after saying the name of their city or place of resident. Isn't that right, TSC?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


add on

 

[Riley Escobar]

Cena wins.

 

[KEEPITTRILLA]

refs die

 

[Silkk]

Referees are softer than Babies & women

 

[Wcthesecret]

Cm punk can do no wrong.

 

[krackdagawd]

The Spanish announce tables get no respect.

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

Referees are softer than Babies & women

breh, the worst examples ever are wrestlemania x7 when EVERY SINGLE MATCH had ridiculously long ref bumps and they were just dazed looking like a mortal kombat match loser waiting to get a fatality.

that, and last ppv when the ref couldn't count a pin because he HURT HIS ANKLE

that is definitely law

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

If the annoucer mentions that a heel has been dominating a face all match long, face is winning guaranteed.

 

[puppetmaster]

"I've beat you once, ill beat you again" = loss





-P-

 

[Silkk]

breh, the worst examples ever are wrestlemania x7 when EVERY SINGLE MATCH had ridiculously long ref bumps and they were just dazed looking like a mortal kombat match loser waiting to get a fatality.

that, and last ppv when the ref couldn't count a pin because he HURT HIS ANKLE

that is definitely law

I was tryna find a link to this match i saw where the referee tripped over a wrestler foot and didnt know if he was supposed to be hurt or not. I wanna say it was a HHH match

 

[Tres Leches]

whoever looks the strongest the raw before the ppv that person is losing @ the ppv..



whenever the announcer says "thats gotta be it " or something similar ITS NEVER IT and the wrestler will kick out...


whoever the announcer picks as a 'favorite' to win the match ususally does not win

 

[Riley Escobar]

whenever the announcer says "thats gotta be it " or something similar ITS NEVER IT and the wrestler will kick out...

Michael Cole is THE WORST OF ALL TIME for that shyt, especially at Wrestlemania during Undertaker matches.

*opponent pins Undertaker after a finisher*

"THE STREAK IS OVER! THE STREAK IS OVER!"

nikka please, as soon as you said that we know the match ain't finished

 

[jackswstd]

The refs are oblivious to outside interference cause I think you would notice the ring shake like a muthafukker when the interfering party does his finisher on the victim.

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

If both wrestlers are down and the ref starts counting, both wrestlers are guaranteed to get up by 9.

Why does the ref even count?

 

[CJ]

The GM will pick and choose when they care enough to restart a match due to a faulty/dirty finish, as opposed to, you know..correcting it everytime it happens?!