Unless it's wifey or damn near close to it, bytch better not be cutting farts in my presence...I'll jettison her ass out the bed with the quickness....I'm sorry, but I just can't handle a fart from a woman who I'm interested in. Like, for real. INSTANT turnoff.
I hope that never happens to me. I'd probably have to just up and leave her.
That shyt be having me feeling mad awkward.....like, what the fukk do you even say to her after that
I'd be like
if i just met her nah. if it's been a while.. who cares