Fiji Water
Every moment is an opportunity
So I'm working at this deli counter
And we had a new dude start today. His "trainer" was our most incompetent employee. I noticed he was slicing the listeria ridden meats wrong.
So I pulled him to the side to demonstrate.
He nodded with appreciation.
Then said, "yeah man, this Parkinson's is a bytch."
He said he needed to use the bathroom but I went outside to smoke.
I saw him start his car and just leave the job.
And we had a new dude start today. His "trainer" was our most incompetent employee. I noticed he was slicing the listeria ridden meats wrong.
So I pulled him to the side to demonstrate.
He nodded with appreciation.
Then said, "yeah man, this Parkinson's is a bytch."
He said he needed to use the bathroom but I went outside to smoke.
I saw him start his car and just leave the job.