Worst punchline you've ever heard

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

This rapper I heard at a free concert said, and I quote: "a change is gon come like I'm skeeting quarters"


He was 42 years old. But he's a philanthropist so he gets all my respect



Change is on the way

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

That reminds me..Some dude stopped me in the street once and asked if I wanted change.. I said yes! then pulls out his cd and says his cd it’s $5 and if I wanted change back to buy his mixtape

I thought you meant political change homie.

 

[Grand_Verbalizer]

If you wanna celebrate Papoose on hip-hop's 50th just say so.

 

[deleteuser101]

“I’m not homophobic but my stick got a dikk and it only hit men.. so my gun gay”

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

All those young money punchlines ..

I got her nikka… grocery bag

 

[Whips-n-Chains]

Punchlines were always OD corny to me

 

[Playaz Eyez]

In the past, Young Money. They beat that wack style into a pulp. Currently, Cassidy.

 

[Lil Bape the PostGod]

My style switches like a fakkit

 

[get these nets]

"You never stood half a chance.....like Siamese twins."

 

[letti cook]

"sitting on buck hide, in other words cow booty"

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

I can make her pusssy whistle like the Andy Griffith theme song

 

[Bishop_BP_Jakes]

Let you think you the shyt, but you can't outfart me

Might get mic cancer the way I smoke MC's

 

[2ATMsYouSteppinOrWhat]

My style switches like a fakkit

its not terrible its just dumb

 

[Yehuda]

"I'mma keep it popping like a pistol"

 

[Goatpoacher]

If you wanna celebrate Papoose on hip-hop's 50th just say so.

Or Celph Titled

"we make headlines, like corduroy pillows"