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Ima start it now!
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Not sure what style I will tell it in
First off let me give u a tip that I didn't heed
*people tell u exactly who they are
U better listen
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So to give background before the story
I already posted how in college, I had a gf who kept wanting to get married but I told her we were too young
And I lived with her and her sister
And during the labor day weekend during my junior year
We came home and found her sister murdered
And after that my gf kept going back home during weekends to take care of her mom who was going thru depression about her daughter's murder
And lo and behold
My gf was actually going home to fukk with another nikka
She literally used her sister death as an excuse to cheat
She actually married dude too
But he beats her and never got a job and she gained 100 lbs
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So this story is a few years after this
Give me time to type
So we break up
And I go back to the hoe life full time
I was also cheating during the relationship but I was decent enough not to get caught
-so I graduate college
Then go to law school in Boston (not Harvard)
And I was wildin
Smashing all kinds of hoes and shyt not giving a fukk getting in trouble all kinds of shyt
I had an epiphany I decided to go into the army
So I ended up getting to my perm party unit.
shyt was fukking crazy
1st day moving in barracks
I met a female e5
Who was about to PCS in a few days
And she was coming to my room and I smashed the 1st night
Found out she was married to another soldier after she left
and she was PCSing to go be with him
I smashed beaucoup hoes in my Battalion to the point I had a reputation and dudes was hating and chicks was calling me nasty
Hoes was lying saying I hit and ate they p*ssy
And people was running with it.
So dudes was like this nikka Chaucer eating out sluts n shyt
So I end up running into this chick in a different battalion that I met in AIT (school)
Never smashed
We start hanging out
Kinda got feelings for her
Started smashing on the reg
p*ssy was fire
Like the bih so much
I took her home on a 4 day weekend
My family met ol girl and fell in love with her
It was my grandma birthday that weekend too
And we threw her a celebration at church
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So there was speeches and gifts
Then we went into the back area to serve food
While I was back there
My mom came up like
"Chaucer, is your friend sick
I was like
Mom was like
"is she pregnant!!!
I was like
I didn't even wanna ask ol girl about being pregnant
So I just asked if she was sick
She said her stomach was bothering her
So I was like
And let it slide
So we get back on base
I'm staying the night in her barracks waking up and going to PT
Smashing every opportunity I had
Not even dealing with other hoes
1 night while chilling with her
She tells me she feels really sick
And ask me to take her to the emergency room on base
I take her
They saw her
She came out crying
I was like
She told me they gave her a pregnancy test and she was pregnant
I was about to
Then she was like
"it's not yours"
I was like
She was like
"They told me I was 3 month preg"
(me n her had only been smashing less than 2 months)
So she was like it was her ex boyfriend
I cant front I was
Inside cause I was feeling her
So after that we still kicked it
She told the ex bf and he straight dissed her ass
Since i knew she was pregnant I was smashing raw and Nutting all in her
She didn't start showing till she was past 5 months
I was still smashing then too
First time smashing a fully pregnant chick
p*ssy was
So mushy and warm
Goo'ey
So I'm smashing all into the 7th month
Nutting clean in it
She start getting them pregnant emotional flip flops
Starting fights over nothing
Then crying
Then 1 morning when I was waking up to get ready for PT
She look at me like
"what are u doing
I was like getting dressed
She was like
"Naw, with me
So she like
"we can't do this no mo
You need to get u some one else
I was like
We not a couple and never was
I just wanted to keep smashing till the day your water break
Plus I had already started back smashing the roster once I found out she was preg in month 3
So people kept asking me about Ole girl cause they thought I was her baby father
And hoes was calling me a dead beat
Thinking I left her months before she had the baby
I literally had to have her tell everyone I wasn't the father and get them to stfu
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Then they was saying I was wrong for smashing another nikka preg chick
I was like
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So I was labeled one of the biggest male sluts on base
And that actually got me more p*ssy
I was fukking hoes in different battalions, AIT students (which is actually not allowed for perm party soldiers to do), a officer of an AIT unit, civilian hoes who worked on base, hoes in my unit and civilians off base.
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There was this E6 female in my company
She was beautiful
Like on some fantasy movie shyt
She was Asian but looked mixed
I couldn't tell
She looked Korean and something else mixed
She 5'2
Lil bubble gum booty and cute titties
Everybody was sweating this bih
But I never paid attention to her
Cause she was mean
And I couldn't stand her ass
This bytch would literally seek me out to find shyt to complain about.
This bih made me sick
She would pop outta no where like
"Chaucer, take that rubber band off your wrist. That is not regulation in uniform.
Chaucer you can't have no show socks on with your PT shoes
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No one else ever said shyt to me cause everyone loved me
I literally shaked my SGM hand with a rubber band on and showing he looked at it like
And never said shyt
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One day the E6 chick
Let's call her
" Asia " for the rest of the story
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So Asia come up to me like
"Chaucer, since u the funny man and playboy on base, tell me a joke.
I snapped
I cussed her ass out
And told her I'm not here to be her court jester
Everybody looked at me like
She yelled at me to follow her into her office
Like she was gone chew me out
I was like
She actually apologized to me in her office
I was like
And left
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That evening
I was in my barracks room chilling
And I heard a knock on the door
It was Asia
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This bih
Come in and is like
"hey since u the college graduate, I wanted to see if u could help me with a homework assignment for a course I'm taking."
I was like
Then she show me some math shyt
And I was like
Bih I ain't got no math background
I don't remember nonna this shyt
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She then start talking about her plans for the weekend
I was like
Then she ask if I wanna go see a movie with her Friday night
I was like
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