Wolfie's "going away" speech about Kimmie Beltzer in Wolf of Wallstreet was amazing

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Jordan - "all of you know kimmie belzter right? :ld:"
*catcalls, whistles*
Kimmie - "eff you :youngsabo:"
J - "come on kimmie :youngsabo:..but what you probably didn't know, is that kimmie was one of the first brokers here...one of straton's original 20. Most of you met Kimmie, the beautiful sophisticated woman that she is today...a woman that wears $3000 armani suits :takedat:"
K - *brushes shoulder off*
J - drives a brand new mercedes benz....a woman, who spends her winters in the bahamas :hula:, and summers in the hamptons"
K - *snaps fingers* :myman:
J - :leostare: but thats not the kimmie that i met. :ufdup: The kimmie that I met didn't have 2 nickels to rub together. She was a single mom on the balls of her ass with an 8 year old son.
K - :dwillhuh:
J - Ok? She was 3 months behind on her rent
K - :sadcam:
J - And when she came to me and asked for a job, she asked for a $5000 advance :feedme:just, just so she could pay her sons tuition
K - :mjcry:
J - And what I do kimmie :sitdown:
K - :to:you wrong me a check...for $25,000 :wow:
J - thats right..and you know why that is?....its because I believed in you...:leostare: its because I beleived in you Kimmie :ohlawd:
K - I FUKKIN LOVE YOU JORDAN :banderas: i fukkin love you
J - i fukkin love you too :whoo:...and i love EVERY ONE OF YOU :blessed:


:whew: that man...might have deserved that trophy
 
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The steve madden speech was bettef
Leo channelled his inner vince mcmahon/paul heyman
 

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The steve madden speech was bettef
Leo channelled his inner vince mcmahon/paul heyman
I disagree...the best speeches of his was his wildness on his balcony at the pool party...and this the madden speech was a little over the top...this one was my favorite because it was like he actually beleived it...LOL
 

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that was the absolute pussiest reason to ever NEG someone ive EVER seen.

congrats you're now at 100 STRUGGLE rep

Nothing personal. It just gets under my skin when people respond like that: "ok....?". Like I'm saying something weird or unusual. It derails the conversation. It's something an antisocial female would do.
 
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