Captain Crunch
Veteran
I wanna be able to rock a wife beater and timbs effortlessly
To have people cross the street, when your near them late at night.
Teach me how to do this shyt breh
Impossible. You bony and goofy looking. You dont have a demeanor thats been hardened by reality. You have a demeanor thats been softened by being bytch.
Maybe you should take that mma shyt.
How many of your friends been shot. How many nikkas have you punched in the face, AFTER their unconcious. How many nikkas getting shot have you shared a laugh with with your friends. You just not built like that Crunch. Why not just enjoy being your swagless self because nikkas thats been hardened by the streets like Will styles, might father a swagless fukk like you one day, and appreciate it.
Duly noted
I wanna be able to rock a wife beater and timbs effortlessly
To have people cross the street, when your near them late at night.
Teach me how to do this shyt breh
How many of your friends been shot. How many nikkas have you punched in the face, AFTER their unconcious. How many nikkas getting shot have you shared a laugh with with your friends. You just not built like that Crunch. Why not just enjoy being your swagless self because nikkas thats been hardened by the streets like Will styles, might father a swagless fukk like you one day, and appreciate it.
Yea you can be the realest lame out here. Dont try to be WillStyles. You cant handle the bytches he fukks and you might get beat up or treated like a crash dummy around people that are legit afraid of him. You just stay behind that keyboard in your cushy little existence and appreciate the access you have to swagless geek bytches that will be impressed by you sayin the N word. Maybe you should practice saying nikka in the mirror 1000 times and then post the Vocaroo so we can critique your N word usage. I think when you get that down, you should be able to being pulling a few brands of whores out here that will styles might fukk.Can I still be the most realist swagless nikka?
I think I'm with the shyts, and I shot the fade in San Andreas
Will Styles prolly:
Has deodorant balls in his underarm hair. Do you?
Has a long pinky finger nail. Do you?
Has big knuckles. Do you?
Rocks an army jacket in the winter, some times. Do you?
Used to love DAS EFX.........did you?
Is tight with the hand game and is a little feared by his own mans. He's known to get down. Are you?
Ate maaaade beef and broccoli from the chink spot. Did you?
Wakes up and the first thing he does is checks his phone, light up a stogie and take a shyt. You?
That's only part 1, if you pass with at least 70%, you'll move on to the next level of being Will. I'll be watching this thread closely.
Dont be surprised. Its like a black version of a cac that asks youWhat the fukk
I wanna be able to rock a wife beater and timbs effortlessly
To have people cross the street, when your near them late at night.
Teach me how to do this shyt breh