Why Ryback look constipated...
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krackdagawd
Inspire.
All that 
n breh
n breh
Sex Drugs & Alcohol
Rookie
I always go off to take a shyt when his matches are on
Dog Based Gremlin
Veteran
Ryblock
CJ
Your objective semi-troll
Thanks for your inquiry @KingDanz
When you too many different kinds of food (ie: wrestlers) at the same time, that can be one main cause of constipation.
Also known reasons:
1. lack of physical activity - this would relate to the constant sub-60 second squash matches one Ryback has been consistently competing in.
2. changes in life or routine - this would relate to the sudden change in Ryback's life style as he switched from local jobbers, to failed monster heels, to mid-card champions (although brief, consider it bad candy), to destroying funiture, and then to main title champions, all in the span of 1 month.
3. dehydration - Ryback always mentions being fed, but I have yet to hear him speak about any sort of liquid hydration ie: water.
and last but certainly not the least:
4. problems with the colon and rectum - his finisher.. the Shell Shock, also referred to as some sooped up/hybrid Samoan drop, constantly leaves Ryback landing firmly on his buttox.
If he can avoid the above, constipation should disappear within 3-4 months, or by Wrestlemania, when no one longer cares if he's fed or not.
Sincerely,
Dr. CJ
When you
too many different kinds of food (ie: wrestlers) at the same time, that can be one main cause of constipation.Also known reasons:
1. lack of physical activity - this would relate to the constant sub-60 second squash matches one Ryback has been consistently competing in.
2. changes in life or routine - this would relate to the sudden change in Ryback's life style as he switched from local jobbers, to failed monster heels, to mid-card champions (although brief, consider it bad candy), to destroying funiture, and then to main title champions, all in the span of 1 month.
3. dehydration - Ryback always mentions being fed, but I have yet to hear him speak about any sort of liquid hydration ie: water.
and last but certainly not the least:
4. problems with the colon and rectum - his finisher.. the Shell Shock, also referred to as some sooped up/hybrid Samoan drop, constantly leaves Ryback landing firmly on his buttox.
If he can avoid the above, constipation should disappear within 3-4 months, or by Wrestlemania, when no one longer cares if he's fed or not.
Sincerely,
Dr. CJ
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ThatTruth777
Superstar
This mofo act like he hungry all the time so.. what goes in must come out 
BrownSound
Pro
dude needs some fiber
Jixson
Pro
:heyman:
