Why Is Japan so nice to us brehs?

[Tom]

We dropped a nuke on them.


and what do they do in return?


-Give us classic video game systems like NES, N64, PS1 and Sega etc and classic characters that rival Disney such as Zelda, Mario and Sonic

-Give us the greatest gaming system in history (PS2) and then drop its successor (PS3) providing us with some of the best exclusives in the history of gaming.

-Give us classic Anime series and mangas. Inspire us to make films like Matrix and Kill Bill



And most of all they let us have their women

We are not worthy brehs


Speaking on behalf of the entire Coli, we thank you Japan

 

[CurrencyChase]

huh?

 

[Tunes]

they schemin

 

[Return of the Jedi]

But they also gave us turn-based RPGs, stifling the growth of an entire genre for a good 15 years

 

[Tom]

FFX >>>

 

[NSSVO]

They making money of us, that's why.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

PLEASE GOD LET THAT BE A PHOTOSHOP. I ALMOST KAYAK'D A TICKET TO JAPAN.

 

[Klint_Beastwood]

We're in their pocket, they also design a lot of our corporate buildings. Video games actually started in the US, they just 1up'd us in that department - sure they came with the best hardware but a lot of the great games we know and love were developed by western studios. A lot of their games going all the way back to nintendo days still haven't reached the states

Game developers these days consist of all types of people of different backgrounds working together for different studios across a broad spectrum of departments.

 

[RJY33]

I have wondered about this too

Seems like we should have been mortal enemies even though after we dropped the nuke we helped them recover.

 

[Kemyran]

PLEASE GOD LET THAT BE A PHOTOSHOP. I ALMOST KAYAK'D A TICKET TO JAPAN.

It's photoshopped.

 

[Breh Obama]

The reason is because the treaty we signed with them after we bombed them states that they can not have an army. They do have their own national gaurd but WE are their military if ever need be. Which is why they are the most technologically advanced country in the world cuz they dont have to put their billions towards military advancement. So they can put all of their money to technological advancement. They design weapon systems for us and in return we protect them.

 

[Super Cheech]

Has to be a shop breh

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

those 2 nukes made them humble, biggest ether drop in history of the world

 

[ExodusNirvana]

But they also gave us turn-based RPGs, stifling the growth of an entire genre for a good 15 years

 

[Achille]

Sega started out as an American company