Why hasnt a thread been made about this yet? Ronnie/Rhyme King get in here

[Ohene]

[11:36] cllmemayb14: sup?!
[11:36] juelzenclade20: wuts up? Who is this
[11:36] cllmemayb14: i want 2 talk about rhyme schemes. Im a girl is that ok? Lol
[11:36] juelzenclade20: yeah that cool
I never had a girl aim me bout rhyme schemes bfore
[11:36] cllmemayb14: :-)
[11:37] cllmemayb14: so whats a rhyme scheme? I want to start writing rhymes
[11:37] juelzenclade20: ok r u rally 14?
[11:39] cllmemayb14: ya lol
[11:39] juelzenclade20: wher r u from?
[11:40] juelzenclade20: im from dallas
[11:41] cllmemayb14: no way! Im from arlington! Thats super close !! :-0
[11:42] juelzenclade20: yeah do u hav a bf?
[11:42] juelzenclade20: boyfriend?
[11:43] cllmemayb14: nope! Whats a multi?
[11:43] cllmemayb14: do multis mean multi syllables?
[11:43] juelzenclade20: yeah
[11:44] juelzenclade20: can u send me a pic of yur face?
[11:44] cllmemayb14: can we just meet up one day soon? Since we're close 2 each other and discuss rhyme schemes? ;-)
[11:45] juelzenclade20: yeah most def wutz ur name?
[11:45] cllmemayb14: rachel
[11:46] cllmemayb14: whats urs
[11:48] juelzenclade20: ron
[11:48] cllmemayb14: r and r lol ;-)
[11:48] cllmemayb14: i can have my mom drop me off at the valley view tomorro nite about 6.
[11:49] juelzenclade20: i'll b ther
[11:49] cllmemayb14: ok wht do u look like? Im biracial 5'5 106 big hips n big t*ts lol I'll be sitting outside the theatre. I'll wear a pink shirt, pink snapback and short jean shorts ;-)
[11:49] juelzenclade20: black 5'6 n muscle stocky build. Imma wear a blue mavericks snapback n blue shirt
[11:50] juelzenclade20: itz only gone be u rigt?
[11:50] cllmemayb14: ya!
[11:50] cllmemayb14: bring a condom, or 2! ;-)
[11:51] juelzenclade20: ok
[11:51] cllmemayb14: do u hv ur own place?
[11:51] cllmemayb14: how old r u
[11:51] juelzenclade20: my mom live wit me but i got the whole basement 2 myself wit my own door.
[11:51] juelzenclade20: im 17
[11:51] cllmemayb14: awesomeness!!
[11:51] cllmemayb14: we can go there after the movies
[11:51] juelzenclade20: ok
[11:52] cllmemayb14: ahahaha sike u fukkin pervert im exposin you to everybody on all the messageboards ronnie u fukkin molester ahaha
[11:52] cllmemayb14: coli, sohh, rapmusic allhiphop and boxden u fakkit
[11:52] cllmemayb14: retarded pervert
[11:57] juelzenclade20: please dont i wus just jokin i knew that wasnt a girl

I'm fukking dying man . Havent laughed at anything on the site like this for a minute.

 

[Pool_Shark]

[11:51] juelzenclade20: my mom live wit me but i got the whole basement 2 myself wit my own door.
[11:51] juelzenclade20: im 17
[11:51] cllmemayb14: awesomeness!!
[11:51] cllmemayb14: we can go there after the movies
[11:51] juelzenclade20: ok
[11:52] cllmemayb14: ahahaha sike u fukkin pervert im exposin you to everybody on all the messageboards ronnie u fukkin molester ahaha
[11:52] cllmemayb14: coli, sohh, rapmusic allhiphop and boxden u fakkit
[11:52] cllmemayb14: retarded pervert
[11:57] juelzenclade20: please dont i wus just jokin i knew that wasnt a girl

 

[JayBaldacci]

it has, it was in the ban rhyme king thread.

 

[DaveyDave]

there has been at least one thread on it

 

[JayBaldacci]

shyt is still classic though

 

[Yoda]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Ohene]

i was wondering. shyt I saw the cac mamba post it and clicked "find all threads by poster" and couldnt find nothing. man i was dying. thank god nobody was home. This shyt deserves its on thread

somebody point me to the threads in question

 

[Goodnews]

He was tryin to smash.

Cant fault him for that.

 

[Ohene]

but apparently he's 23 tryna smash a 14 year old

incorrect i was born in 1989 im 23 dumb ass

but that is irrelevant bottom line is prodigy mediocre

 

[JayBaldacci]

"official campaign too ban the rhyme king"

or something like that.

 

[BlackZilla]

That line with rhymeking saying that he has "the whole basement to himself with his own door" is classic. Paul Mooney couldn't write produce that kind of comic gold..

 

[OnlyInCalifornia]

Its the poster yoyoma, thats why. Ronnie/rhyme king isnt a real person. The real person behind it is a 37 year old arab who has nothing better to do in life.

Pretty obvious that its a yoyoma AIM troll. 24 year olds don't use aol instant messenger to chat.

SOHH EXXXclusive!!! Poster "Yo Yo Ma" admits to being scared of black women!!! - ProjectCOVO.com Global Forum

Yo Yo Ma Holla: yo black girls intimidate me man
Yo Yo Ma Holla: i mean dont get me wrong.. ive had mad black hoes all
over the
sack
Yo Yo Ma Holla: but i dunno man.. they just seem very venemous
Yo Yo Ma Holla: like if you do them wrong they'll f*cking slap you in
the face
in fron of your boys and sh*t

Same posting style and everything.

 

[daze23]

i was wondering. shyt I saw the cac mamba post it and clicked "find all threads by poster" and couldnt find nothing. man i was dying. thank god nobody was home. This shyt deserves its on thread

somebody point me to the threads in question

just click the little blue arrow thing next to his name in the quote

 

[CapFromMCU]

yo, this type of sh!t is never funny to me, these exposures and all that, but this sh!t got me crackin up right now.

specifically the last 4 lines..

"ahhhh, sike, i'm exposing you Ronnie, you f'n molester"

"no, no, please no"


Ronnie





smh @ that n!gga ronnie being 5'6. i always tried to defend him against the constant slaughters because i thought he was either madd young or mentally handicapped. but now that i see you tryin to meet up with a 14 year old girl? nah bro, i'm retiring my cape, no help from the abuse..i should call the authorities just because you thought about it, on some minority report ish.

 

[Nefflum nigga]

This sh1t still has me laughin man...that basement with my own door sh1t is pure comedy