Why Do Writers Get Away With This Ish!! (supes/batman)

[Lewis Black]

How the fukk is batman even lifting superman lmao. His whole arm would tear off for even attempting that shyt

 

[Bud Bundy]

What gave you the impression that superman weighs several tons?

 

[Lewis Black]

What gave you the impression that superman weighs several tons?

Before batmans chubby fingers got ready to grip supermans arm, superman already looking at this bytch ass nikka like . Supes pulling his arm the opposite direction would send wayne to the graveyard.

 

[The 10th Letter]

Birdman daddeh throw the logic out the bushes.

 

[Bud Bundy]

Before batmans chubby fingers got ready to grip supermans arm, superman already looking at this bytch ass nikka like . Supes pulling his arm the opposite direction would send wayne to the graveyard.

Superman reputation of being indestructible precedes him so most people back down but batman didn't. And superman and batman weigh about the same.

 

[Lewis Black]

Superman reputation of being indestructible precedes him so most people back down but batman didn't. And superman and batman weigh about the same.

My dude.....superman has super speed By the time supes has gotten over the initial shock of being stepped to batman is still moving in super slow motion.

 

[feelosofer]

Batman keeps kryptonite on deck so this is not that crazy.

 

[acri1]

If you saw the scene after that you'd see that Superman wasn't remotely hurt, he was just surprised Batman had the nerve to do that.

 

[Lewis Black]

If you saw the scene after that you'd see that Superman wasn't remotely hurt, he was just surprised Batman had the nerve to do that.

It;s not even about being hurt. Batman shoulden't even have touched superman, same for this silly scenerio. How he not seeing batman?

 

[ThaGlow]

Some Superman fan gotta figure this out for me:

Is Superman like at MAX strength/speed all the time and dude gotta consistently tone it all the way down to normal human levels 24/7. Or is it the other way around where dude starts off at normal human strength/speed and can MAX out instantly.

LMAO at dude throwing a crumpled piece of paper in the waste basket. He gotta teardrop floater the shyt outta that lest he fukk around and give someone a concussion.

 

[C. Dante]

Damn which series is that from again?

 

[acri1]

Some Superman fan gotta figure this out for me:

Is Superman like at MAX strength/speed all the time and dude gotta consistently tone it all the way down to normal human levels 24/7. Or is it the other way around where dude starts off at normal human strength/speed and can MAX out instantly.

LMAO at dude throwing a crumpled piece of paper in the waste basket. He gotta teardrop floater the shyt outta that lest he fukk around and give someone a concussion.

 

[Ice Cold]

Damn which series is that from again?

Superman TAS


I think superman probably is going human speed and speeds up to max, can you imagine how boring it would be to have ppl talking in super slow mo? I'd kill myself

 

[krexzen]

They call him a boyscout for a reason.

 

[Bud Bundy]

My dude.....superman has super speed By the time supes has gotten over the initial shock of being stepped to batman is still moving in super slow motion.

dude got fast reflex's but i don't think he see's things in slow motion.