Why are white people so obsessed with saying/doing gay shyt?

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It baffles me how so many white dudes entire sense of humor revolves around saying and doing gay shyt.

- We have/had small marker boards on the outside of our dorm rooms. What do people do? Draw dikks on them.
- On the first week here me and a couple dudes decide to go eat lunch. There was like a five minute span where there was nothing but silence so this dude sitting at the end of the table decides he absolutely cant stand the silence and comes out and says "So I was balls deep in this black dude and he got hard. " to break the ice. I'm the only black dude sitting at the table and I just had a mixture of :merchant::why::beli::snoop: all at once. I left like two minutes later
- Dude goes away for the weekend. What do they do to "prank" him? Cut out paper dikks and stick them on his posters.
- I was chilling with some friends and his neighbor knocks on the door in nothing but a towel and says he sat on gum and flashes his balls:what:. But wait it gets worse. Homie decides to retaliate by flashing an entire room of dudes his dikk
- I walk in the bathroom and I occasionally see dudes pissing with their ass exposed like its elementary school
- After a night of heavy drinking we are all headed back to the dorm and I mention I'm going to head to the bathroom and call it a night and this dude comes out and specifically asks me to piss next to him.:dahell:


There is a shyt ton of stuff I'm leaving out, but this stuff just baffles me completely. I dont get why grown dudes do this shyt like it's cool. :scusthov:
 

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I think it's crazy how people obsess over not being perceived as gay.

That's really how insecure most men are. They go out of their way to boast to the world that they're not gay.
Be comfortable with yourselves, men.

Just because you like ice cream or admit a puppy is cute doesn't mean you want to suck a dikk.
 
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I think it's crazy how people obsess over not being perceived as gay.

That's really how insecure most men are. They go out of there way to boast to the world that they're not gay.
Be comfortable with yourselves, men.

Just because you like ice cream or admit a puppy is cute doesn't mean you want to suck a dikk.
will you go to a gay bar to prove you are straight?
I know a coli poster that did.
 

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will you go to a gay bar to prove you are straight?
I know a coli poster that did.
No. Because I don't need to PROVE that I am heterosexual to anybody.

I mean once someone throws down a bet to me like I have to do it to prove ANYTHING, I'll refuse to do it out of spite. Because I'm not some monkey that needs to jump and satisfy anyone.
Doesn't matter what the bet is.
 

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I think it's crazy how people obsess over not being perceived as gay.

That's really how insecure most men are. They go out of there way to boast to the world that they're not gay.
Be comfortable with yourselves, men.

Just because you like ice cream or admit a puppy is cute doesn't mean you want to suck a dikk.
Thats cool and everything but you're barking up the wrong tree. I have nothing against ACTUAL homosexuals. These are so called straight dudes saying and doing this shyt. It's immature and borderline disturbing
 

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No. Because I don't need to PROVE that I am heterosexual to anybody.

I mean once someone throws down a bet to me like I have to do it to prove ANYTHING, I'll refuse to do it out of spite. Because I'm not some monkey that needs to jump and satisfy anyone.
Doesn't matter what the bet is.
So would it be safe to say the coli post who went to the gay bar is a faq :lupe:
 

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Thats cool and everything but you're barking up the wrong tree. I have nothing against ACTUAL homosexuals. These are so called straight dudes saying and doing this shyt. It's immature and borderline disturbing
Nah I was just saying my piece in general because I see that a lot.

But maybe more to your point...white people drawing dikks on anyone who passes out in a 10-yard radius is insane.
 

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No. Because I don't need to PROVE that I am heterosexual to anybody.

I mean once someone throws down a bet to me like I have to do it to prove ANYTHING, I'll refuse to do it out of spite. Because I'm not some monkey that needs to jump and satisfy anyone.
Doesn't matter what the bet is.
You're such a gay guy
 

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So would it be safe to say the coli post who went to the gay bar is a faq :lupe:
Not really. I mean you could. Or maybe he went to a gay bar with a friend who was gay and wanted to support them.
I don't know.
 

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I think it's crazy how people obsess over not being perceived as gay.

That's really how insecure most men are. They go out of there way to boast to the world that they're not gay.
Be comfortable with yourselves, men.

Just because you like ice cream or admit a puppy is cute doesn't mean you want to suck a dikk.
lol @ this being dapped by cacs r us :dead:
 
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