Why are old people absurdly easy to cross up?

[Dont@Me]

I'm walking in the grocery store and this old fart is walking in the same path towards me, but is still like a mile away. I know these ancient relics need ample time to react to everything , so I assert my space letting them know I ain't movin

The crusty geriatric ain't move yet and now we're enclosing the space....so we're about half a mile away

I say fukk it. I just do a basic left to right crossover move and juke the senile sucka out to get him outta the paint .
He stumbles for a good quarter mile and finally falls to the floor :hah:.
I laugh and point at him while I pass him. He gritted his dentures and shook his crusty old fist at me. Ambulance was on the way, so I hope he iight

 

[TRUEST]

I'm walking in the grocery store and this old fart is walking in the same path towards me, but is still like a mile away. I know these ancient relics need ample time to react to everything , so I assert my space letting them know I ain't movin

The crusty geriatric ain't move yet and now we're enclosing the space....so we're about half a mile away

I say fukk it. I just do a basic left to right crossover move and juke the senile sucka out to get him outta the paint .
He stumbles for a good quarter mile and finally falls to the floor :hah:.
I laugh and point at him while I pass him. He gritted his dentures and shook his crusty old fist at me. Ambulance was on the way, so I hope he iight

Devil. I banish you to eternal ether!

 

[Michael's Black Son]

I'm walking in the grocery store and this old fart is walking in the same path towards me, but is still like a mile away. I know these ancient relics need ample time to react to everything , so I assert my space letting them know I ain't movin

The crusty geriatric ain't move yet and now we're enclosing the space....so we're about half a mile away

I say fukk it. I just do a basic left to right crossover move and juke the senile sucka out to get him outta the paint .
He stumbles for a good quarter mile and finally falls to the floor :hah:.
I laugh and point at him while I pass him. He gritted his dentures and shook his crusty old fist at me. Ambulance was on the way, so I hope he iight

How long did you wait (and watch him) before you pulled up for the jumper (and I assume you made it)?

 

[Dont@Me]

Devil. I banish you to eternal ether!

Say, you don't currently have a grandpa in the hospital with a broken leg, do you?

 

[CrushedGroove]

I fall like Glass Joe when I get crossed up

 

[UncleTomFord15]

What race was this person op