Why Are Grown Women/Gay Men So Stupid for Beyonce

[froggle]

1. When you’re waiting for the curtain to rise and you just stand there and start thinking of all your hopes and dreams and everything in your life that’s led up to this moment of waiting for Beyoncé.
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2. And then, finally, when the queen herself rises from the ground and you stand there and scream and absorb her beautiful presence.
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3. When she stands there for just a while longer and you can’t believe that you’re here, seeing Beyoncé in person, with every part of her flawless existence shining exactly how you imagined.

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4. When she starts dancing and every move that you’ve memorized starts happening right before your eyes.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/life-changing-things-that-happen-at-a-beyonce-concert

you would think its some 13 year old girls acting all giddy headed for "Queen" Beyonce

 

[The_King_of_Everything]

Beyonce is a hoodbooger in sheeps clothing.

 

[Yung Yogurt]

I bet her possay still stank

 

[Remote]

She's pretty.
But I think celebrities ain't shyt.
I wouldn't go nuts over them.

I might be a bit star struck at Hank Aaron and Harry Belafonte. Just because I really respect who they are and what they endured.

But a singer? Whatever.

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Gays ruined Beyonce for me. I love listening to female R&B singers, and Beyonce is no exception. But in my mind, a man who listens to Beyonce....

But her harmonies though She is so fukking talented brehs. And her shyt bangs. She was the only good thing on MCHG

 

[Canada Goose]

Grown Women like her because of her men bashing and female empowerment songs, she is lowkey the female version of Tommy Soyomayor, just more subliminal with it.

As for why Gays like her, I have no idea

 

[Raye82]

Yesssssssss!!!!! Give me my coins, my tens, and C notes bytch!!!! How dare you ask this question?!?! King Bey lives, breathes, and moves fire!!!!! If you don't get the levels of King Bey's reign, then you are nothing but a mere peasant!!!! So know your place and in the words of the almighty mother, bow down bytches!!!!!

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Just jk. You would think this woman was Jesus, I don't get it either.

 

[Real]

Gays ruined Beyonce for me. I love listening to female R&B singers, and Beyonce is no exception. But in my mind, a man who listens to Beyonce....

But her harmonies though She is so fukking talented brehs. And her shyt bangs. She was the only good thing on MCHG

 

[Coco Loco]

1. When you’re waiting for the curtain to rise and you just stand there and start thinking of all your hopes and dreams and everything in your life that’s led up to this moment of waiting for Beyoncé.
instagram.com
2. And then, finally, when the queen herself rises from the ground and you stand there and scream and absorb her beautiful presence.
badboibilli.tumblr.com
3. When she stands there for just a while longer and you can’t believe that you’re here, seeing Beyoncé in person, with every part of her flawless existence shining exactly how you imagined.

Robin Harper / AP
4. When she starts dancing and every move that you’ve memorized starts happening right before your eyes.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/life-changing-things-that-happen-at-a-beyonce-concert

you would think its some 13 year old girls acting all giddy headed for "Queen" Beyonce

But you're missing irony of it all. A stan wrote this so it's going to be exaggerated and ridiculous. Stans aren't sane friend, lol. I'm a fan not a stan, stans do the most.

 

[Remote]

Gays ruined Beyonce for me. I love listening to female R&B singers, and Beyonce is no exception. But in my mind, a man who listens to Beyonce....

But her harmonies though She is so fukking talented brehs. And her shyt bangs. She was the only good thing on MCHG

You were weak in the knees on that SWV in the 90s, huh?

LOL.
I think everyone was, though.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I think both women and gay men like her because she is this over the top representation of a "woman." She is "glamorous" with her make up, weaves and over the top clothing. All of which can be purchased and therefore imitated. Being able to imiate what they see projected by the media as beautiful allows them to feel attactive/beautiful. It's harder for these people to replicate a natural beauty like this:

But this is achieveable

Case and point:

 

[Remote]

I think both women and gay men like her because she is this over the top representation of a "woman." She is "glamorous" with her make up, weaves and over the top clothing. All of which can be purchased and therefore imitated. Being able to imiate what they see projected by the media as beautiful allows them to feel attactive/beautiful. It's harder for these people to replicate a natural beauty like this:

But this is achieveable

Case and point:

This is also why women like Riri and Kim K.

Even after all these years...

Halle....



She picks some terrible men, though

 

[yo moms]

beyonce is ugly without makeup.

 

[Groanman]

I bet if she was dark skinded she wouldn't get the royal treatment from no damn body.

 

[Remote]

I bet if she was dark skinded she wouldn't get the royal treatment from no damn body.

Might have a point.