Why are females so self absorbed sexually ?

[Waka FICO Flamez]

I swear chicks want to front, flex, and stall about giving up the pum pum but then when it comes down to the act they have the most concerns, complaints,expectations. and criticims . Then top it off with the fact that they offer little to nothing sexually outside of their looks. Like the nerve of some of yall hoes to even try men at all. Yall are just so backwards and full of BS at times.

I'm talking to this one spanish broad that wanted to stall on giving up the vagina because she felt that was something "special" but had no issues doming me up 2x. We talking and she is like do you eat puccay..and I'm like yeah i do cause im a grown man and it aint nothing for me. Then she was like would you eat mine and I'm like if I feel like it then I would. Then she has the nerve to say you better eat it good or I'm tell you that you bad at it

I'm like the nerve of this hoe. You basically begging me to wet my stache on ya lips but you then feel the need to preface me by saying you hope I eat it right. Just take the fact that I'm not opposed to doing you that solid and be happy...maybe if I ate it a few times and it was bad then you could speak. But you have the audacity to be critical of me cause you think ya puccay is some type of specail treasure. GTFOH

 

[Will Ross]

Good thread

 

[MicIsGod]

You change the game, start bein critical just like them.

 

[Deluuxe]

Because you allow them to be? I been trynna tell nikkas about yammin the box but they don't listen. nikkas turning themselves into little kitty eating toys for woman and they loose respect and start coming @ you sideways like your a bytch. Im not saying you can't go down but it shouldnt be indiscriminately.

 

[Diondon]

Command her what to do in the bedroom.
Take charge and don't have a simpish/happy to get puzzy vibe.
It should be a honor for her to fukk YOU.

 

[semtex]

I hate when chicks are freaks over the phone then in real life gon act timid

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

You change the game, start bein critical just like them.

You know how crazy these broads would get if we told them their p*ssy was average or that it wasn't tight enough?

I'm all for a woman teaching me how to pleasure her better, but "criticism" is ridiculous.

You women are so fukking varied, some chicks can't even orgasm AT ALL, other chicks can have multiple orgasms just from getting head.

The only annoying part about women who won't give it up right away is when you know the bytch is a slut anyway.

I'm trying to get with this chick right now that I know isn't a slut so I'm not as concerned. This chick could be wifey status so I'm taking it slow, trying to get to know her and all that. But when some brawd you know is a skank ain't giving it up..

 

[mortuus est]

Yeah man my ex was a bit like that, she use to get mad when i couldn't be bothered to go down on her, im like "bytch you aint sucking me, we aint doing 69, im putting in the work here, i came all the way to your place so why u mad?"

i mean her sex is ite, could be better but she had the nerve to say "you love my p*ssy dont you? what do you love about my hole" i couldnt stop laughing, but you got to lay down the rules straight away or they think they know it all and start demanding some shyt

 

[mortuus est]

I hate when chicks are freaks over the phone then in real life gon act timid

the worst part about some of them that do this is when they only like one position or try to take a break after 5minutes

 

[smokeurobinson]

OP sounds like he's going thru teenage sh*t....I cant relate.

 

[Waka FICO Flamez]

You change the game, start bein critical just like them.

Easier said than done. You realize the type of creature we talkinga bout. Females can't take criticism at all..they get combative cause they already innately insecure. You know how chicks are just irrantional and don;t know how to have civil discussions. Tell a chick her sex game is wack and instead of being like how can I get better watch her go into attack mode and say things about you cause its the only thing that makes her feel better.

 

[Waka FICO Flamez]

Because you allow them to be? I been trynna tell nikkas about yammin the box but they don't listen. nikkas turning themselves into little kitty eating toys for woman and they loose respect and start coming @ you sideways like your a bytch. Im not saying you can't go down but it shouldnt be indiscriminately.

I feel you they have that lemme use this n1gga to get my thang licked mentality but I'm just using this example to highlight their overall absurdity

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

 

[No_bammer_weed]

I dont get the op....

Hes whining about females being useless and selfish sexually, yet hes supposedly got a chick doming him up, and he has yet to reciprocate.

As far as her saying "you better be good at it", it sounds like she was just being playful. Besides, if u had a broad giving u brain, and she was scraping ya sht with her teeth are u tellin me u wouldnt let her know about it? #confused

 

[AffordableSuplexReviews]

I'm not a fan of females who just "take it" during sex, but then turn around and act like they're good at sex. You're essentially just good at providing an orifice and some moans.