WHO’S HOUSE?! BRON’S HOUSE!! WHO’S HOUSE?! BRON’S HOUSE!!: Your GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers 2024 Reality TV season Thread

[Gotright]

And this delusional Kobe stan was MIA on that five game winning streak


Good job demonstrating you weren't rooting for the team to lose, AlwaysStopped.

It's funny how all these so-called "Laker fans" aren't even from California, but be gatekeeping the team with "Bron stans".

Bytch, you are a CANADIAN. Root for your Raptors

GreatestLaker is from the islands, this nikka not even on the mainland, rooting for the Lakers. So many bandwagons...

these nikkas not from LA? lol most of them not even black . lakers fans are pure entertainment

 

[Th3Birdman]

pretending to be a Laker fan is the funniest thing ever cause his twitter is just full out slander to the greatest Laker ever

You fell for the okie doke from other Coli Kobe stans.

That thread was asking which of these players would you make a starting five out of:

LeBron
Jordan
Curry
Kobe
Durant
Shaq

Kobe is clearly the odd man out in this scenario-- he's literally made redundant by Jordan. They are the same player.

Naturally, I had the best take in the entire Twitter thread, which is why I got the most likes and engagement (which is par for the course, and why I have been as successful at life as I have been: I know what the fukk I'm talking about)





The subsequent tweets were of me explaining my rationale and fact checking and debunking Kobe stans that don't understand basketball, and why leaving out Curry or Durant to have two Jordans on the same starting five made no sense.

That's not what SLANDER means clown:

I did to them what I do to you idiots on this website: make sense.







Meanwhile, this is ALSO me:

Randomly has Kobe on both my second desk's monitors as screensavers

Defending Kobe from idiots, publicly, on my channel

Repping Kobe in public in a real gym

Defending Kobe being the literal reason I started my channel

I mean, do I even need to go on?


I completely understand how you nikkas who stan one player don't understand OBJECTIVITY, but this is what I do, bring levity, context and facts. Do I think LeBron is a better basketball player than Kobe Bryant? Yes, because every metric bears out that analysis. I simply cannot ignore the data.


This does not mean I hate Kobe you simple, BB-in-a-canteen-brain ass Canadian.


Only nikka pretending to be a Laker fan is you

 

[Th3Birdman]

these nikkas not from LA? lol most of them not even black . lakers fans are pure entertainment

Exactly. Half these posters have LITERALLY NO TIE TO LOS ANGELES, but got the nerve to be in here trying to gatekeep who a real Laker fan is


These nikkas are leftover Kobe stans, that HATE the current team, and root against them every chance they get.

@GreatestLaker I actually believe him. I don't think he's a stan of one player. But he's not from LA either, so I constantly gotta deal with these nikkas questioning me, like I ain't go to Bret Harte Prep and Inglewood High School.

Nikka, I didn't have a CHOICE but to root for LAL


I honestly don't even understand what arguments they're putting forth. I'm born and raised in LA-- who was I a fan of before LeBron joined the team? The Clippers?????? What the fukk is the argument here???



You can't really be from where I'm from and not rep the Lakers bro. It's just not a thing.

 

[Th3Birdman]

no real Laker fan is choosing Kevin Durant over Bean. no actual NBA fan is choosing KD over Bean

@jaydawg08 You see the problem with this dummy's thinking RIGHT HERE.


He has no context for what the thread was about, and is jumping to conclusions that don't make sense when you realize what the topic actually was.


Again, I posted in a twitter thread that asked of these six players, who goes to the bench. Those players were:

Bron
Jordan
Curry
Kobe
Durant
Shaq

Obviously, my answer was Kobe; Jordan and Kobe are the same player, and given their propensity to ball hog, you MUST make the decision out of one of them. I don't think anyone in their right mind is taking Kobe over Jordan in this scenario, other than rabid Kobe stans, who, strangely, make this about Durant for no reason, when the question was about STARTING FIVE.

This shows you this dude doesn't know ball. Instead of getting two forwards for balance, he'd rather have two shooting guards that do the same exact thing.

This nikka is a numbskull


I do enjoy how he proclaims no NBA fans are choosing Durant over Kobe, when I literally had THE MOST LIKES IN THE TWITTER THREAD

You can't make this shyt up. These Kobe stans live in a bubble and when confronted with reality, go into meltdown mode. It's hilarious

 

[Professor Emeritus]

We used to be a proper fan base

Nah, it's always been this way. I've had to live with LA fan nonsense for damn near 30 years. I remember when one month y'all would be talking about how acquiring Ramon Sessions had just made you into a title team, then the next month you'd be plotting on how the Lakers weren't gonna win unless they acquired Dwight, Carmelo, LMA and Nash in the offseason. Even back in the threepeat days, you would be celebrating an unbeatable team one week and then talking about how the Lakers were a total mess who was gonna implode the next week. The fan base has always had WILD swings between extremes, and always had the random duel faults of both creating crazy scenarios where they were going to acquire every HOF player available in the offseason while also super-hyping total scrubs if they strung together two games with good effort.

 

[CantStop]

Nah, it's always been this way. I've had to live with LA fan nonsense for damn near 30 years. I remember when one month y'all would be talking about how acquiring Ramon Sessions had just made you into a title team, then the next month you'd be plotting on how the Lakers weren't gonna win unless they acquired Dwight, Carmelo, LMA and Nash in the offseason. Even back in the threepeat days, you would be celebrating an unbeatable team one week and then talking about how the Lakers were a total mess who was gonna implode the next week. The fan base has always had WILD swings between extremes, and always had the random duel faults of both creating crazy scenarios where they were going to acquire every HOF player available in the offseason while also super-hyping total scrubs if they strung together two games with good effort.

Ramon sessions first week as a Laker has to be studied. We were so used to having 0 scoring from a PG that we lost our minds about having one that can dribble, create and score. Then he stunk in the playoffs smh

 

[Professor Emeritus]

no real Laker fan is choosing Kevin Durant over Bean. no actual NBA fan is choosing KD over Bean. that lets me know he has a deep hatred for our gawd.

Naturally, I had the best take in the entire Twitter thread, which is why I got the most likes and engagement (which is par for the course, and why I have been as successful at life as I have been: I know what the fukk I'm talking about)

I know @CantStop is in the "ghosted after he got caught lying" phase of this discussion, as is typical of him, but, um, wouldn't plenty of NBA fans see that replacing any of these players with Kobe would be strategically blockheaded?

Steph
Jordan
Durant
LeBron
Shaq


No matter who you replace with Kobe, you'd basically be exchanging higher efficiency shots for lower efficiency shots.

Shaq is the only 5 that works, so he's a given.

LeBron is the only elite distributor in the group, so you need him, plus he's the only player that gives you a body that can bang for rebounds and rim protection, and you know he isn't going to take shots away from higher-efficiency players.

Durant is your best safety valve due to his height, you want his efficiency from outside and willingness to not be ball-dominant. Plus you need his height defensively so MJ/Kobe aren't getting taken advantage of by tall forwards.

Jordan is the same player as Kobe but better.

Steph is going to spread the floor better than Kobe and is less likely to take bad shots when his teammates can get better ones. The ONLY argument I can see for Kobe here is defensively, but Kobe wasn't actually very good at guarding small fast point guards and you don't want MJ/LBJ having to chase them around all game. So unless the other team was playing a big point guard, it's gotta be Steph here.


That's a sane perspective, and @Th3Birdman , despite our significant disagreements, is a sane poster. You seem to claim that no one can be a "true" Laker fan unless they are insane on Kobe's behalf and hate everyone else in the NBA even if they play for the Lakers too.

 

[Th3Birdman]

I know @CantStop is in the "ghosted after he got caught lying" phase of this discussion, as is typical of him, but, um, wouldn't plenty of NBA fans see that replacing any of these players with Kobe would be strategically blockheaded?

Steph
Jordan
Durant
LeBron
Shaq


No matter who you replace with Kobe, you'd basically be exchanging higher efficiency shots for lower efficiency shots.

Shaq is the only 5 that works, so he's a given.

LeBron is the only elite distributor in the group, so you need him, plus he's the only player that gives you a body that can bang for rebounds and rim protection, and you know he isn't going to take shots away from higher-efficiency players.

Durant is your best safety valve due to his height, you want his efficiency from outside and willingness to not be ball-dominant. Plus you need his height defensively so MJ/Kobe aren't getting taken advantage of by tall forwards.

Jordan is the same player as Kobe but better.

Steph is going to spread the floor better than Kobe and is less likely to take bad shots when his teammates can get better ones. The ONLY argument I can see for Kobe here is defensively, but Kobe wasn't actually very good at guarding small fast point guards and you don't want MJ/LBJ having to chase them around all game. So unless the other team was playing a big point guard, it's gotta be Steph here.


That's a sane perspective, and @Th3Birdman , despite our significant disagreements, is a sane poster. You seem to claim that no one can be a "true" Laker fan unless they are insane on Kobe's behalf and hate everyone else in the NBA even if they play for the Lakers too.

And by the way, the one thing you and I really disagree on is religion

 

[CantStop]

I know @CantStop is in the "ghosted after he got caught lying" phase of this discussion, as is typical of him, but, um, wouldn't plenty of NBA fans see that replacing any of these players with Kobe would be strategically blockheaded?

Steph
Jordan
Durant
LeBron
Shaq


No matter who you replace with Kobe, you'd basically be exchanging higher efficiency shots for lower efficiency shots.

Shaq is the only 5 that works, so he's a given.

LeBron is the only elite distributor in the group, so you need him, plus he's the only player that gives you a body that can bang for rebounds and rim protection, and you know he isn't going to take shots away from higher-efficiency players.

Durant is your best safety valve due to his height, you want his efficiency from outside and willingness to not be ball-dominant. Plus you need his height defensively so MJ/Kobe aren't getting taken advantage of by tall forwards.

Jordan is the same player as Kobe but better.

Steph is going to spread the floor better than Kobe and is less likely to take bad shots when his teammates can get better ones. The ONLY argument I can see for Kobe here is defensively, but Kobe wasn't actually very good at guarding small fast point guards and you don't want MJ/LBJ having to chase them around all game. So unless the other team was playing a big point guard, it's gotta be Steph here.


That's a sane perspective, and @Th3Birdman , despite our significant disagreements, is a sane poster. You seem to claim that no one can be a "true" Laker fan unless they are insane on Kobe's behalf and hate everyone else in the NBA even if they play for the Lakers too.

Change your name cause no one takes you serious brehs

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Like I said, I knew you were in your "caught lying then ghosted" phase of that conversation. Looks like you want to start the cycle all over again.

 

[Th3Birdman]

no one takes you serious

Tell everybody why you only get daps and stay in Laker related threads, Canadian


Tell everybody why you was getting clowned in a thread about your "gf", Canadian

 

[Torrential]

We all knew and were aware that Lebron had a fukd up foot. Skip Bayless even went on Undisputed and said he was told his entire ankle was fukd and he needed surgery to clean up the issues within his ankle

Kobe stans LOVE to talk about how Bron should just push through and play through everything/anything for the Lakers, then on the other side of their mouth talk about how he wasn’t the same player

No shyt dumbass, he had an injured foot moron. In basketball you need lift for your shots, and when you can’t get that lift your jump shot suffers

Do you know how many players are injured in the playoffs? You arent a real laker fan so you wouldnt know the history or even have a frame of reference. Injury excuses mean very little in these NBA streets. Get it done or stfu. Or at the very least have the humiiity to shut the fukk up and not puff your chest. Jamal Murray of all people outplaying Lebron in any circumstance is unacceptable

We don't talk about enough how much Jamal Murray cooked and outshines Lebron as a Laker fan it was embarassing and we dont talk about it. But you bron stans need to be humbled. There's nothing to puff your chest about

 

[Voice of Reason]

these nikkas not from LA? lol most of them not even black . lakers fans are pure entertainment

None of these dudes are FBA.

All of them are African(some of are cool), Mexican, and Cac.

 

[Boonapalist]

Y’all are in here arguing again ? And @Voice of Reason speak for yourself. My families originated from Alabama, Georgia, and what’s currently West Virginia.

 

[Voice of Reason]

Y’all are in here arguing again ? And @Voice of Reason speak for yourself. My families originated from Alabama, Georgia, and what’s currently West Virginia.

Not talking about you I'm talking the one's who are always in here trolling and talking trash