WHO’S HOUSE?! BRON’S HOUSE!! WHO’S HOUSE?! BRON’S HOUSE!!: Your GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers 2024 Reality TV season Thread

[Th3Birdman]

You said the same exact shyt last year and we got SWEPT by the Nuggets

You stupid ass moron


THE LAKERS WERE NOT HEALTHY and they still barely lost every game.

LeBron literally couldn't even jump for layups because HE WAS INJURED. He also reaggravated that injury during that series

This is documented history you harebrained idiot

Our best player WAS HURT.

The pistons beat an injured lakers team in 04. You think they care?

The Warriors beat an injured cavs team in 15. You think they care?

The Raptors beat an injured warriors team in 19. You think they care?

This means nothing. You and I are spectators, and as spectators we have to deal with each other.

Everyone talks about how the Warriors wouldn't have won 15, which is why they needed to get Durant in 17.

Same goes for Warrior stans when talking about 19. They have a legitimate claim.

What happened happened, but your stupid ass uses these things as a predictor of future success and bytchery. You are a bytch if you want other team's opponents hurt so you can win a hospital ring, period.

This is why I call you what you are: a bytch.

 

[GreatestLaker]

You stupid ass moron


THE LAKERS WERE NOT HEALTHY and they still barely lost every game.

LeBron literally couldn't even jump for layups because HE WAS INJURED. He also reaggravated that injury during that series

This is documented history you harebrained idiot

Our best player WAS HURT.




This means nothing. You and I are spectators, and as spectators we have to deal with each other.

Everyone talks about how the Warriors wouldn't have won 15, which is why they needed to get Durant in 17.

Same goes for Warrior stans when talking about 19. They have a legitimate claim.

What happened happened, but your stupid ass uses these things as a predictor of future success and bytchery. You are a bytch if you want other team's opponents hurt so you can win a hospital ring, period.

This is why I call you what you are: a bytch.

You still making excuses for why they got swept. No player is 100% healthy when the playoffs roll around. You still going to have the same excuse when the Lakers get bounced again?

 

[Th3Birdman]

You still making excuses for why they got swept

This is how stupid you are as a poster on this board.

I did not make an excuse. YOU keep bytching at me about the Nuggets.

I keep saying I want to see them against our squad at full strength.

The only nikka in this interaction keep talking about last year is YOUR hoe ass. I am the one providing context, this you:

I'm deathly afraid of the Nuggets. They're so good, and we're so weak. They keep me up at night because they beat the Lakers

Female behavior.

No player is 100% healthy when the playoffs roll around

Demonstrably not true, but we're not asking for 100% health. We're asking for our squad to be at their full strength.

This means LeBron can attack the rim at will, which is his normal game. He couldn't do this vs the Nuggets because he was injured.

This means having Vando back.

This means having D'Lo perform up to his own standards.




Please, stop @'ing me bro. Just do what you said you were going to do, and pull up my posts after the post season. You and I ain't got shyt to talk about unless it's setting up a meet to catch my fade.

That's all I want to hear from you.

 

[CantStop]

these delusional Bron stans actually think this team has a shot

a day after him getting outplayed by TJ Mcconnell

 

[Th3Birdman]

these delusional Bron stans actually think this team has a shot

a day after him getting outplayed by TJ Mcconnell

And this delusional Kobe stan was MIA on that five game winning streak


Good job demonstrating you weren't rooting for the team to lose, AlwaysStopped.

It's funny how all these so-called "Laker fans" aren't even from California, but be gatekeeping the team with "Bron stans".

Bytch, you are a CANADIAN. Root for your Raptors

GreatestLaker is from the islands, this nikka not even on the mainland, rooting for the Lakers. So many bandwagons...

 

[CantStop]

And this delusional Kobe stan was MIA on that five game winning streak


Good job demonstrating you weren't rooting for the team to lose, AlwaysStopped.

It's funny how all these so-called "Laker fans" aren't even from California, but be gatekeeping the team with "Bron stans".

Bytch, you are a CANADIAN. Root for your Raptors

GreatestLaker is from the islands, this nikka not even on the mainland, rooting for the Lakers. So many bandwagons...

I was here for the Bucks game. It was a top 3 win. Coincidentally our 2 other best wins were also against the Bucks at home and against the Celtics on the road. Your people were saying all 3 of those games were auto losses without your boy.

 

[Th3Birdman]

I was here for the Bucks game. It was a top 3 win. Coincidentally our 2 other best wins were also against the Bucks at home and against the Celtics on the road. Your people were saying all 3 of those games were auto losses without your boy.

What the fukk are you talking about?

Who is "your people"?

You still in here fronting like you didn't see evidence of me being a Laker fan before LeBron even won his first championship cause you dap fishing.

I literally got into a huge argument with Bron stans IN THIS THREAD about him taking up too much salary. Stop trying this shyt with me.


I was in the thread for those games, rooting for THE LAKERS.

I don't care if Bron is playing or not, long as we winning.


I DO care if Bron healthy for the post season, however.

 

[GreatestLaker]

You stupid ass moron


THE LAKERS WERE NOT HEALTHY and they still barely lost every game.

LeBron literally couldn't even jump for layups because HE WAS INJURED. He also reaggravated that injury during that series

This is documented history you harebrained idiot

Our best player WAS HURT.




This means nothing. You and I are spectators, and as spectators we have to deal with each other.

Everyone talks about how the Warriors wouldn't have won 15, which is why they needed to get Durant in 17.

Same goes for Warrior stans when talking about 19. They have a legitimate claim.

What happened happened, but your stupid ass uses these things as a predictor of future success and bytchery. You are a bytch if you want other team's opponents hurt so you can win a hospital ring, period.

This is why I call you what you are: a bytch.

You aren't objective when it comes to this team. That's the reason I quote you. This team is fighting for a play in spot. But you still have them competing for a title. They haven't shown they can beat the Kings, Nuggets etc. Yet you still got them beating them when the playoffs comes around. To me that's delusional.

 

[Th3Birdman]

You aren't objective when it comes to this team. That's the reason I quote you. This team is fighting for a play in spot

First of all, I'm a Laker fan. I am rooting for the team even if we go 0-82, I don't give a fukk. This Los Angeles, you wouldn't understand.

Second of all, I am being objective. I am the only one that has been providing actual evidence for every claim I've ever made on this website. I provide context for those discussions as well.

The beginning and end of everything you've added to this topic has been

Well the Nuggets beat our injured and underperforming team last year, so this means the exact same thing is going to happen again

Whereas I've been saying

The Lakers had issues that prevented them from winning winnable games. If we don't have those issues, we probably win those winnable games

As you can see, you're lying about what I've been saying, which is hilarious because you're threatening to "pull up" old posts of mine, when I've literally been saying some version of that every single time

But you still have them competing for a title. They haven't shown they can beat the Kings, Nuggets etc. Yet you still got them beating them when the playoffs comes around. To me that's delusional.

Despite beating top teams in the Eastern Conference multiple times even without our best/second best player, and despite taking the eventual champions on in the Western Conference Finals, you continue to beat this stupid ass drum.

Good. Just remember to stay on THAT side if the Lakers pull this shyt off. Don't try to pull a @CantStop and switch up talking about you was doing a reverse jinx




"Ima remember that"

 

[Torrential]

You stupid ass moron


THE LAKERS WERE NOT HEALTHY and they still barely lost every game.

LeBron literally couldn't even jump for layups because HE WAS INJURED. He also reaggravated that injury during that series

This is documented history you harebrained idiot

Our best player WAS HURT.




This means nothing. You and I are spectators, and as spectators we have to deal with each other.

Everyone talks about how the Warriors wouldn't have won 15, which is why they needed to get Durant in 17.

Same goes for Warrior stans when talking about 19. They have a legitimate claim.

What happened happened, but your stupid ass uses these things as a predictor of future success and bytchery. You are a bytch if you want other team's opponents hurt so you can win a hospital ring, period.

This is why I call you what you are: a bytch.

Can we ban this faggit from the g

This is how stupid you are as a poster on this board.

I did not make an excuse. YOU keep bytching at me about the Nuggets.

I keep saying I want to see them against our squad at full strength.

The only nikka in this interaction keep talking about last year is YOUR hoe ass. I am the one providing context, this you:




Female behavior.



Demonstrably not true, but we're not asking for 100% health. We're asking for our squad to be at their full strength.

This means LeBron can attack the rim at will, which is his normal game. He couldn't do this vs the Nuggets because he was injured.

This means having Vando back.

This means having D'Lo perform up to his own standards.




Please, stop @'ing me bro. Just do what you said you were going to do, and pull up my posts after the post season. You and I ain't got shyt to talk about unless it's setting up a meet to catch my fade.

That's all I want to hear from you.

Lebron got completely owned by Jamal Murray last year. The production difference was fukking embarrassing. Honestly if i were you i'd be quiet


You are not a real laker fan you just pollute these threads with your shytty unfunny gif usage

 

[CantStop]

@Th3Birdman pretending to be a Laker fan is the funniest thing ever cause his twitter is just full out slander to the greatest Laker ever

now come here and pretend like you didn't say you would choose steph curry and kevin durant over Bean

fukk outta my face

bu bu bu but i was a fan since...nikka stfu

 

[Torrential]

this fakkit @Th3Birdman is spamming this thread nonstop showing zero self awareness.

Jamal Murray in the WCF last year 32.5 and 40% from three.

Lebron 27 ppg on 27% 3point shooting


Humble yourself. Lebron got completely fukking owned and was an embarassment with his shooting . This dude is puffing his chest like the opposing team's perimeter player didnt completely outshine him.

 

[jaydawg08]

this fakkit @Th3Birdman is spamming this thread nonstop showing zero self awareness.

Jamal Murray in the WCF last year 32.5 and 40% from three.

Lebron 27 ppg on 27% 3point shooting


Humble yourself. Lebron got completely fukking owned and was an embarassment with his shooting . This dude is puffing his chest like the opposing team's perimeter player didnt completely outshine him.

We all knew and were aware that Lebron had a fukd up foot. Skip Bayless even went on Undisputed and said he was told his entire ankle was fukd and he needed surgery to clean up the issues within his ankle

Kobe stans LOVE to talk about how Bron should just push through and play through everything/anything for the Lakers, then on the other side of their mouth talk about how he wasn’t the same player

No shyt dumbass, he had an injured foot moron. In basketball you need lift for your shots, and when you can’t get that lift your jump shot suffers

 

[jaydawg08]

@Th3Birdman pretending to be a Laker fan is the funniest thing ever cause his twitter is just full out slander to the greatest Laker ever

now come here and pretend like you didn't say you would choose steph curry and kevin durant over Bean

fukk outta my face

bu bu bu but i was a fan since...nikka stfu

Why would choosing either of those 2 players make you not a Lakers fan?

Ohhh I get it, to you choosing Kobe is the only way to prove your allegiance to the Lakers

Pretty much confirming that you are indeed a Kobe Stan and not a Lakers fan

 

[CantStop]

Why would choosing either of those 2 players make you not a Lakers fan?

Ohhh I get it, to you choosing Kobe is the only way to prove your allegiance to the Lakers

Pretty much confirming that you are indeed a Kobe Stan and not a Lakers fan

no real Laker fan is choosing Kevin Durant over Bean. no actual NBA fan is choosing KD over Bean. that lets me know he has a deep hatred for our gawd. like I said, his entire twitter is a personal vendetta against the greatest laker ever while stanning Bron smh




but you a Bron dikkrider trying to talk about Laker business. you wouldn't know.