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Who would win? 2 heavy weight MMA fighters vs a grizzly bear
- Thread starter Scustin Bieburr
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Scustin Bieburr
Baby baybee baybee UUUGH
Yes. A grizzly bear is several hundred pounds of solid muscle. Even a playful swipe will cause damage off the strength of its muscles alone.
GnauzBookOfRhymes
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Lol a grizzly bear could probably kill 10 of those men at one time. You gonna arm bar a bear? This mf would crush your skull like a grape.
Bondye Vodou
Proud practitioner of the "High Science"
2 mma fighters? lmfao.
I could son 2 grizzlies at the same time
I could son 2 grizzlies at the same time
Human Intelligence vs 1 slap with the force of Thor's Hammer
nikka if a bear slaps you, your head might actually come off
Lol you’re assuming they gon fight like professionals fight in the ring.Human Intelligence vs 1 slap with the force of Thor's Hammer
nikka if a bear slaps you, your head might actually come off
Nah. There’s a fighting technique known as jujitsu. What most don’t know is that, there’s about 15 levels of other techniques ahead of that with the ultimate height of expertise known (esoterically) as Fujitsupoof. This level is reserved mainly for mercenaries, assassins.
now, with regards to the topic of this thread, in the scenario described, the bear is easy work. U put a bag over the bears head, punch it in the nose a few times with might, put a rope around his neck, tighten it, while simultaneously knocking out both front legs, game over. The reason u knock out both front legs is to remove the bears ability to violently shake. No human can withstand the violent shake.
Some of my students have been known to kill mountain lions with their bare hands following this technique. U gotta have heart though. If you’ve ever been shy to talk in front of a group of people, u won’t be admitted to my class. U gotta have nerves of steel. That means u have to be borderline psychotic.