Who Took More L's In DBZ: Yamcha or Vegeta?

[bogey_j]

both took a crazy amount of L's....


who took the bigger L's tho in your opinion?

 

[LordDeathwatch]

Vegeta turned his Ls into Ws and became one of the most popular characters in all of fiction. Imagine how great you have to be to pull that off when your own creator is actively working against you.

Yamaha just marinated in his, no disrespect to #WolfFamgFist set @General Mills

 

[xiceman191]

You live your entire life as a criminal in a desert. The only companionship you have a talking cat. One day, desperate for something of worth in your dirt-ridden existence, you try to rob a teenage girl, a pig, and a small boy. The small boy kicks your teeth out after seeing a girl makes you bashful and embarrassed, and peeping a titty makes you pass out.

When confronted with the possibility of having any wish granted by a magical dragon, your wish would be "I don't want to drop spaghetti while looking at a lady"


You then spend days creeping on these folks, watching for a way to achieve this lofty goal, you are forced to hit a little girl (one of your few [only?] victories) and then hit on her.


Eventually you are captured and saved only when the little kid turns into a giant monkey. The pig does more than you to save the day.

But it's okay, right? You finally got a girlfriend. Well, kind of. You don't really see each other that often.

You decide to show the world your stuff and enter into the Tenkaichi Budokai, the greatest martial arts tournament of all time. You are immediately eliminated in the quarter finals by an old man nobody's heard of before. You embarrass and humiliate yourself by insisting that it's a different old man in disguise before being proven a fool.

The next time you hear from Goku, he's taking on terrorist Nazis or some crazy shyt. So you gear up to raid the Hydra base and... you're not needed at all. You get a sinking feeling in your heart, like this won't be getting old soon.

You help Goku fight the fortune teller's fighters. An invisible man beats you up and you barely win when your girlfriend's boobs are gawked at by an old man. You are then beaten up by a mummy.


But the Turtle Hermit, greatest living martial arts master, has taken you in. You'll do well in the next tournament!

Nope. The heel you challenged beats and destroys you in front of a crowd. You are helpless. Like a child. Your legs, broken. By the end of the tournament, the man who brutalized you is declared champion, but he decided to be "nice" now, so you have to pretend that it's okay and you're friends after he annihilated your pride for all to see.

A demon king attacks the world and you stay with the peanut gallery. The bad guy doesn't even bother to go after you despite specifically targeting martial artists. Jesus Christ.


Speaking of God, Goku is training with God now. You feel so very small and weak. M-maybe the next tournament.... ?



The next tournament sees you headbutted in the junk and defeated handily by a middle aged tourist. True, it's God in disguise, but still. Nobody knows that. Yamcha, the desert bandit. His tournament career ended by an old man. That's your public legacy.

(Also you have a scar for some reason, which is kind of pathetic considering that the children who underwent the same training didn't get maimed like you.)

Oh, and Goku gets married before you, and he doesn't even know what marriage is.



Years pass and you become a baseball player. That one glorious period of fame and recognition is going to come to an end. You learn that Goku's dead and it's time for you and the others to take the lead. Time to train under God himself to protect the Earth from deadly alie

nvm you died. krillin destroys several saibamen with a single attack, while you lie lifeless in the dirt. good try though. yajirobe and the five year old do more than you.


For the next few months you sit on a planet while King Kai teaches you jack shyt.


You come back to life! Your girlfriend breaks up with you and immediately starts flirting with the guy who got you killed less than a year ago. His power is so strong and big compared to yours, flaccid and tiny. You can only stand around and cry when Frieza comes to Earth, and are filled with joy when he's defeated by a mysterious stranger from the future who gives you a dire warning that you're going to fail in another timeline as well.

After three years of training your ex hooks up with the evil spaceman and they make a baby, who you have to help change the diapers of whenever you swing by

You get punched through the chest by an old man without doing anything. You try to explain that they can steal your energy, but you could have done something before that. You just don't care anymore. You wait until Goku's nearly dead to explain the energy stealing bit, and then take him back home to babysit him as you openly acknowledge your uselessness

Oh and the future stranger is Bulma and Vegeta's badass robot fighting son, and thus the whole fate of two worlds depended on Vegeta and Bulma's amazing sweaty unprotected lovemaking. Nothing has ever depended on you or ever will

Tien does more than you when he holds off the bugman. You just do nothing. Krillin gets a robot girlfriend who barely ages. You get nothing.



A tournament comes around again and the gang is getting together for old time's sake. Even Krillin is going to enter. Good ol' Krillin. Always there for the team. Always in the fight, even when he's outclassed.

You stay in the stands with Krillin's daughter to babysit her. Your ex-girlfriend cheers on her husband and their son, who wins the junior division. You have no son.



When they all fly off to fight Majin Buu nobody even thinks about inviting you to come and help


Nobody ever thinks about you

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

fukk this thread. Vegeta is the prince of ALL saiyans. He is undefeated 1 on 1 vs Kakarot, he has killed millions, manipulated Bobbity, he was one of the MVP of the ToP, defeated a god of destruction, mastered Ultra Ego, made freiza bow down and barter for his life, i could continue…

Yamcha is a failed baseball player who got his girl took BY PRINCE VEGETA, killed repeatedly by jobbers, and is a canon meme for dying like a bytch.

Never compare these two.

 

[General Mills]

Vegeta turned his Ls into Ws and became one of the most popular characters in all of fiction. Imagine how great you have to be to pull that off when your own creator is actively working against you.

Yamaha just marinated in his, no disrespect to #WolfFamgFist set @General Mills

I can’t even argue with this

I’m still holding out hope that the Desert Bandit will once again rise to prominence.

It’s looking bleak tho

 

[Fillerguy]

Vegeta literally took his bytch, after sicking his minions on him. Had the nikka playing babysitter with his seed. That ether burnt his soul after Yamcha found out Trunks was Vegeta's. And Yamcha the only nikka to nearly almost die playing baseball.

Yamcha's Ls are irredeemable. An honorable man would've committed seppuku.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Vegeta literally took his bytch, after sicking his minions on him. Had the nikka playing babysitter with his seed. That ether burnt his soul after Yamcha found out Trunks was Vegeta's. And Yamcha the only nikka to nearly almost die playing baseball.

Yamcha's Ls are irredeemable. An honorable man would've committed seppuku.

At least Choutzu kills himself with honor

 

[Brandsdale]

Akira really nerfed these characters

we should of had better stories from the rest of the Z fighters

 

[bigde09]

Vegeta got beat by Gohan, Krillin, and yajirobe

Got his ass whipped by Frieza and started CRYING

Got his ass beat by a woman android

Got played by Cell

Not only was Goku stronger than him…so was his son Gohan

Then he had a mid life crisis and turned heel and fought Goku again

Only to find out Goku was holding back the entire time

It's Vegeta

 

[bigde09]

Akira really nerfed these characters

we should of had better stories from the rest of the Z fighters

You say this but they actually did more in Z than in Dragonball. If anything Goku was more of side character in Z than he was in DB. He was always dead or off training somewhere. He was off screen multiple times in DBZ and the other characters got time to shine. That never happened in og Dragonball.

 

[obarth]

I had to vote for the Prince of All Sonnings. The cockiness to L taking ratio is just far too vast. Yamcha was seen as an L waiting to happen by DBZ. Vegeta had actual expectations, yet was essentially the Dipset of the show: does nothing Plus Vegeta's Ls were major plot points. Yamcha's Ls were like contemplating hitting up happy hour on a Tuesday

The RDC World nikkas are probably the biggest names in the anime community and every time they portray Vegeta he's not just taking an L, he's in his signature pose holding his left arm. You the co-main and that's your signature pose?Vegeta's the Nate Diaz of DBZ, respectfully.

 

[Kurt off them percs]

Yamcha loss his girl to Vegeta.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Vegeta got beat by Gohan, Krillin, and yajirobe

Got his ass whipped by Frieza and started CRYING

Got his ass beat by a woman android

Got played by Cell

Not only was Goku stronger than him…so was his son Gohan

Then he had a mid life crisis and turned heel and fought Goku again

Only to find out Goku was holding back the entire time

It's Vegeta

1. and Karakot, post zenkai boost, and with multiple kaiokens, literally life hacks. And he flew away with his life.
2. Freiza in his most powerful form had to BOW DOW to Prince Vegeta
   
   
   
   
3. He then went on to make two different gods of destruction FALL BACK
   
   
   
   
   
   WTF has blondie done in a decade or more?
4. He's a TRUE SAIYAN and wanted the challenge. Even Kakarot can understand that
5. Gohan is a certified bytch who gets power boosts from ANYTHING BUT TRAINING...he has no accomplishments and has never truly been more powerful than Vegeta. Mystic Gohan is a paper tiger...Prince Vegeta wanted the fair one with Buu and died for the cause. Gohan was literally lookin' like a snack to Buu. I can't imagine disrespecting the prince of ALL Saiyans, but looking up to that nerd Gohan. Goten at least with the shyts.
6. Ain't no crisis, Prince Vegeta's pure saiyan pride compelled him to use bobbity to get the powerup he needed to DEFEAT kakarot. He got slapped like a bytch
   
   and don't forget how thatfight ended
   Prince Vegeta DEFEATED kakarot. Him holding back was cap. SSJ3 was only achieved because of a Zenkai boost from THIS fight.
   
   
   karakot has NEVER beat Vegeta
   
   
   
   never forget

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Vegeta, expectations wasn't high for Yamcha after he was killed by saibamen

 

[num123]

Vegeta easily: Home planet destroyed, his people wiped out, his father dead. Yamcha has no L's like that.