Who on TheColi on your Purge or Zombie apocalypse crew?
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The Half-Blood FKA Prince
Avada Kedavbreh!
@Mowgli would be an invaluable asset owing to his bjj mastery.
@KnickstapeCity might be good to have around for keeping morale up
@KnickstapeCity might be good to have around for keeping morale up
@42 Monks
@O.T.I.S.
@General Mills
Or any of the military brehs on here that are legit and seem to know some shyt. I'm not risking my life rolling with regular coli tough guys.
I'd probably still be the first in the group to get clapped
@O.T.I.S.
@General Mills
Or any of the military brehs on here that are legit and seem to know some shyt. I'm not risking my life rolling with regular coli tough guys.
I'd probably still be the first in the group to get clapped
All of y'all, besides the ones that lurk in gay Facebook groups and the ones who fukk they bytches with the Glock on the nightstand just to say the hoes @Still Benefited
Username accuracy@42 Monks
@O.T.I.S.
@General Mills
Or any of the military brehs on here that are legit and seem to know some shyt. I'm not risking my life rolling with regular coli tough guys.
I'd probably still be the first in the group to get clapped
, the ‘Blackest’ gotta go first brehI’ve been watching the Blackening
I only want country women and men
Your cat Katy Purry would be the first thing I pick up and throw at a Zombie. I'm telling grandma you plan on sacrificing me during the Zombie apocalypse.15% dogset…..gotta eat
Womb Raider
sigh….*unzips pants*
@Double Burger With Cheese
@Reptile
@Playaz Eyez
@Realm-Breaker
We got grams, unpopular opinions, sports/music commentary and porn. Can’t beat that
@Reptile
@Playaz Eyez
@Realm-Breaker
We got grams, unpopular opinions, sports/music commentary and porn. Can’t beat that
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
I would roll with you. Sadly I would be the first to get clapped. It’s damn near a certainty@42 Monks
@O.T.I.S.
@General Mills
Or any of the military brehs on here that are legit and seem to know some shyt. I'm not risking my life rolling with regular coli tough guys.
I'd probably still be the first in the group to get clapped
I’m used to taking L’s. I would know instantly that my destiny is to trip and fall henceforth allowing the others in my crew to escape while I distract the hoard and most likely get murked
I’m already at peace with it
Luken, Billy Ocean and Nicole.
Hear me out...
Luken could use his Lamborghini to mow down a few hordes
Billy ocean can threaten to break they jaw while being lookout from a high point
Nicole can draw attention by making fun of they mommas and they undead sexuality
I'll scavage for food and my own transportation than leave them to they own questionable devices.
Hear me out...
Luken could use his Lamborghini to mow down a few hordes
Billy ocean can threaten to break they jaw while being lookout from a high point
Nicole can draw attention by making fun of they mommas and they undead sexuality
I'll scavage for food and my own transportation than leave them to they own questionable devices.
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Don’t worry breh, ima lend you my bulletproof Nissan Altima and you gone be gucciI would roll with you. Sadly I would be the first to get clapped. It’s damn near a certainty
I’m used to taking L’s. I would know instantly that my destiny is to trip and fall henceforth allowing the others in my crew to escape while I distract the hoard and most likely get murked
Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE
I'm taking you @Pseudonym cause if I remember correctly you know how to grow food.
We gon need @Big Boss cause we need somebody to tell us "it's over" at least a couple times a week.
After that I'm grabbing one of these pro gun brehs, so many to choose from
We grabbing @Bryan Danielson cause when we're running from the zombies, we need somebody that runs slower than the rest of us so the rest of us can get away. Cause after all we won't need to outrun the zombies, we just need to outrun Bryan.
And @General Mills to tell stories and keep us entertained as we live in a literal hell. Gotta laugh to keep from crying.
Oh yeah and @Realm-Breaker so he can show the brehs (and you too @Pseudonym if you into that sort of thing) where the hoes at. Even in an Apocalypse, we still need hoes
We gon need @Big Boss cause we need somebody to tell us "it's over" at least a couple times a week.
After that I'm grabbing one of these pro gun brehs, so many to choose from
We grabbing @Bryan Danielson cause when we're running from the zombies, we need somebody that runs slower than the rest of us so the rest of us can get away. Cause after all we won't need to outrun the zombies, we just need to outrun Bryan.
And @General Mills to tell stories and keep us entertained as we live in a literal hell. Gotta laugh to keep from crying.
Oh yeah and @Realm-Breaker so he can show the brehs (and you too @Pseudonym if you into that sort of thing) where the hoes at. Even in an Apocalypse, we still need hoes
@DetroitEWarren to keep Q Anon out of our ranks
@calixprynce because he got the guns and not afraid to pull up and shyt
@Uncouth Savage to communicate with the zombies
@Don Diego i know he learned some survival skills in prison for PPP and PUA fraud
nap’s call center and im tossing one to the zombies and running the other way any time we in a sticky situation
there’s about 500 of them so we should last a while out there
@RehReh the crew can’t be all men
@calixprynce because he got the guns and not afraid to pull up and shyt
@Uncouth Savage to communicate with the zombies
@Don Diego i know he learned some survival skills in prison for PPP and PUA fraud
nap’s call center and im tossing one to the zombies and running the other way any time we in a sticky situation
there’s about 500 of them so we should last a while out there
@RehReh the crew can’t be all men
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