Who on the Coli has been a virgin the longest? (30yrs for me) [UPDATE: now ̶3̶̶̶3̶̶̶ ̶3̶4̶ ̶3̶5̶ ̶ 3̶6̶ 3̶7̶ 3̶̶̶8̶ ̶3̶9̶ 40]

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

I got a 41 yr old female virgin for you breh, holla at me if y’all trying to do it high school style to each other

See now this is what im talmbout. U a real one for this sis.


































































As the second closest thing to the coli's 40 yo virgin i got next

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

I hope this shyt ain’t true.

You’d have to be a handicapped individual to have gone so long without.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

You can avoid all of that if you take the correct steps and still get some p*ssy lol.

Sex is really the most overrated thing out there op

 

[UncleTomFord15]

To this day I'm not sure if op is joking or being serious

 

[Wargames]

Sex is really the most overrated thing out there op

When you’re getting it.

 

[Black Panther]

I really don't understand how it's possible to go this long without getting cheeks.


I'm under 6ft, dark-skinned and a self-conscious, introverted late-bloomer. I still freeze like a deer in headlights when women show any level of attraction towards me, but I lost my virginity at 18. I thought that was too long. (It wasn't, in hindsight.)

OP gotta be trolling or is an #UglyGang Admiral.

 

[Ryze]

I got a 41 yr old female virgin for you breh, holla at me if y’all trying to do it high school style to each other

What's her story? Religion? Mental issues? Lack of socialization?

 

[Billie Jean]

Ooooh weee. Big 40

Smh @ the nikkas hatin. Stay up (or not) my brotha

 

[Morethan1]

just 4 more days

I'm willing to put up 100 for a high valued escort I can get 9 other Coli bros to do the same.

Let me know

 

[2stainz]

Brehs, we almost there....come celebrate wichya boy This Saturday I achieve immortality

 

[east]

I tried to start a gofundme to procure breh some cheeks but nikkas wasn’t fukking with it

I'm willing to put up 100 for a high valued escort I can get 9 other Coli bros to do the same.

Let me know

i offered breh a plane ticcet way back when so he could join me and my gf in running trains on pornstars, he didn't take me up on it

 

[Menna]

At this point you a p*ssy if you have sex

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

i offered breh a plane ticcet way back when so he could join me and my gf in running trains on pornstars, he didn't take me up on it

Trying to drop him in the deep end


Breh gotta learn to doggy paddle first. Get him a handjob from a fat messican hooker first

 

[Nymbus]

Brehs, we almost there....come celebrate wichya boy This Saturday I achieve immortality

Soon ...

Spoiler

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

Bruh, the first time you get it, go raw and bust in it. Make a whole grand party out of it, experience it all.