Who on the Coli has been a virgin the longest? (30yrs for me) [UPDATE: now ̶3̶̶̶3̶̶̶ ̶3̶4̶ ̶3̶5̶ ̶ 3̶6̶ 3̶7̶ 3̶̶̶8̶ ̶3̶9̶ 40]

[Tair]

just 4 more days

 

[Elim Garak]

I would kill myself lol. nikkas walking around 40 years and never experienced some raw p*ssy.

 

[Westbama Heartthrob]

I would kill myself lol. nikkas walking around 40 years and never experienced some raw p*ssy.

Think of the positives

No pregnancy scares, no baby mama's, no stds, he keeps all his money for himself, and no one can say they fukked his bytch. Not even himself

The duality of man

 

[Elim Garak]

Think of the positives

No pregnancy scares, no baby mama's, no stds, he keeps all his money for himself, and no one can say they fukked his bytch. Not even himself

The duality of man

You can avoid all of that if you take the correct steps and still get some p*ssy lol.

 

[Westbama Heartthrob]

You can avoid all of that if you take the correct steps and still get some p*ssy lol.

It's always a risk for us. Even if it's small

OP got 0% chance

If he get his first stab at p*ssy now, he may not know how to handle it

 

[Chief]

I really hope breh is joking

 

[SNG]

So wait OP is 40 and hasn’t been up in some walls. I got questions. Is this by choice? Is it social awkwardness, I would say ugliness but ugly nikkaz can still pull.

 

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

I feel like we need to get breh some cheeks. Like at this point its pretty much become our responsibility. Breh not knowing what that thang smell like is a reflection of our failure as a community

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Breh just commit that already

 

[DetroitEWarren]

I would kill myself lol. nikkas walking around 40 years and never experienced some raw p*ssy.

This should legit be a pre suicide thread for the op

 

[Address_Unknown]

Breh, God ain't gonna recognize you at the gate and St Peter gonna laugh at you when going through the book.
Find a female on your own time and copulate, please.
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[Nymbus]

I would kill myself lol. nikkas walking around 40 years and never experienced some raw p*ssy.

What ya don't know can't hurt ya

 

[BuckFilly]

I feel like we need to get breh some cheeks. Like at this point its pretty much become our responsibility. Breh not knowing what that thang smell like is a reflection of our failure as a community

I tried to start a gofundme to procure breh some cheeks but nikkas wasn’t fukking with it

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

I got a 41 yr old female virgin for you breh, holla at me if y’all trying to do it high school style to each other

 

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

I tried to start a gofundme to procure breh some cheeks but nikkas wasn’t fukking with it

Anyone who donated to that racist rican should be bushed for not contributing to this far worthier cause