Who do you think you were in your last life?

[observe]

I think I was a straight up Ninja..fa rilla..cuz since I was a kid no one could catch me cuz I could climb trees hella fast and hella high..and I work in a warehouse and I don't use a ladder..I climb up on the shelves to get stuff..plus my eye gaze is deadly..I should fly to Japan and find my roots..even tho I'm not Asian..

Fo real y'all

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

A God or a serial killer

 

[observe]

A God or a serial killer

If you were a god..how did you die? Do gods die? That would suck..I'd rather be a serial killer..

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Probably got caught slippin' in some married Goddess's p*ssy while her husband was away and got casted down to earth, lost my powers and became a serial because I was angry

 

[USSInsiders]

a soldier

 

[PIFF101]

Observe getting greened

 

[Dwolf]

Someone important

 

[RatherUnique]

A third worlder

 

[skeetsinternal]

an arawak indian

 

[humble Hermit]

 

[Ralph Wiggum]

a centaur

 

[PortCityProphet]

Someone who masturbated a lot

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Humphrey Bogart or Nikola Tesla

 

[Chris Mauro]

An Atari 2600

 

[Illuminatos]

Kurt Cobain