Which wife would you take? II

Who would you marry?

  • Woman #1

    Votes: 13 56.5%
  • Woman #2

    Votes: 3 13.0%
  • Woman #3

    Votes: 7 30.4%

  • Total voters
    23

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Let's say you want to get married and these are your three options. Which woman are you choosing?


Woman #1
  • Looks: 10. She could be a model. Body is insane
  • Career: She makes decent money. $55K/yr
  • Personality: Decent. You enjoy each other's company at times. She can nag at times, but not often
  • Sex Life: Average. Nothing special, but she isn't a pillow princess. She gets the job done
  • Fatal Flaw: She is incredibly mentally unstable. She is prone to having public meltdowns and psychotic episodes

Woman #2
  • Looks: 6/7. Average face and a slightly above average body. Her weight can fluctuate though.
  • Career: Below average. She makes $30K/yr
  • Personality: Amazing. You get along great and she is very peaceful. She is your best friend
  • Sex Life: Horrible. All she wants is missionary and she doesn't go down. You do it maybe once every three weeks
  • Fatal Flaw: She is unbelievably stupid. Not an ounce of common sense.

Woman #3
  • Looks: 4. She isn't cute, but not totally busted. Bee sting titties, but a big ass.
  • Career: She is well off. She makes $250K/yr.
  • Personality: Nothing special. Kind of bland. She can be a biitch
  • Sex Life: Straight Freak! Best you have ever had and she will let you do whatever you want, whenever you want.
  • Fatal Flaw: She constantly flirts with other men publicly. You don't know if she is cheating on you.
 
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If I had to choose, Woman #2. You can solve the sex thing easy. Make her a housewife since she doesn't make that much anyway.
 

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If we’re being honest. My wife was number 1 when we first met. She wasn’t full blown psycho as in going off on everyone or putting me in precarious positions, but if things weren’t going the way she thought they should she let your ass know. Over the past two decades she’s calmed down ALOT…Still fine as hell, makes more money and her personality now aligns with woman number two.
 

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:dahell:
Let's say you want to get married and these are your three options. Which woman are you choosing?


Woman #1
Looks: 10. She's a straight dime. Amazing fit body.
Career: She makes below-average money. $25K/yr
Personality: Bland. You don't have much fun together. She's not very interesting or funny, but is cool to be around.
Homeliness: Not much at all. Her food tastes like dog shiit. Y'all eat out majority of the time. She is a below average cleaner.
Peace Factor: She doesn't cause you much stress or headaches. She is incredibly easy-going.



Woman #2
Looks: 7. She is cute in the face. Body is average. No real shape though.
Career: She makes decent money. $55K/yr
Personality: Regular. She is okay to be around at times. Y'all have fun here and there.
Homeliness: Average. She makes decent food and keeps the home presentable for the most part.
Peace Factor: She's a serial nagger. She is very passive aggressive with most things.



Woman #3
Looks: 4. She is average in the face. She can become a 6 with makeup/done up.
Career: She makes great money. $100K/yr
Personality: Amazing. She is very interesting, funny and you have fun around her.
Homeliness: 10/10. She can cook anything beyond perfection. She keeps her home spotless.
Peace Factor: She can be very aggressive and can get angry pretty quickly.
 
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