WHEN YOUTH PASTORS USED TO SAY U WAS GOIN 2 HELL FOR MASTABAYTIN UNAPPRECIATON THREAD

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WHEN I WAS A CHRISTIAN THAT WAS DA ONE THING THAT I KNEW MY BLACK ASS WAS GON CHARBROIL IN HELL FOR. PINKY WAS STILL IN GOOD SHAPE AND STARRIN IN BANGBROS VIDS TOO. fukk IT MY ASS WON'T NOWEHERE NEAR THE STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN MAYN I WAS JAGGIN OFF 6 TIMES A DAY. YA BOY ALMOST GOT CAUGHT WACKIN OFFF TO A PINKY VID BY SOME OUT OF TOWN FAM MEMBERS ONCE, BUT THAT'S ANOTHER THREAD.

CAN U JESUS LOVIN, CHITLIN EATIN nikkaS RELATE?

 

[MikelArteta]

What are these you nikkas have

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CHRISTIANS BE LIKE

 

[thegreatwb]

Dam I've never heard anyone in church talking about masturbating. It sounds like those youth pastors may have been on the DL.

 

[OPTiMO]

My friend brought me to his church when I was like 13 and the youth counselor was talking about how one of his friends offed himself out of guilt because he had a masturbating problem. That shyt frightened the fukk out of me and was the last time I let that fool drag me to his church with him.

 

[Hulk Hogan]

I NEVER HAD AN OUNCE OF GUILT ABOUT MASTURBATING, BROTHER! IS THAT UNUSUAL, DUDE?

 

[the cac mamba]

to believe that theres a jewish space zombie sitting in the clouds with his dad, keepin tabs on how often you beat your dikk