When your with some shorties...

[LightSkinYeshua]

and you get diarrhea

I aint ever been so embarrassed in my life bruhs. The day was going smoothly. Got some brunch and drinking unlimited mimosas with two bad shorties. One of them was flirting with me all day and i was playing it cool feel me but i was also playing like i aint have to shyt.

20 mins later i couldnt hold it anymore bruhs

I told them theres something brewing in the waters. I had 10 mins in me at the most. It was coming out, felt my butt splinter struggling to hold the shyt in. While on ne escalator im tearing up cuz i know this shyt is comin out anytime and the shorty is looking back at me. Shorties were definitely uncomfortable at this moment.

Soon as i sat on the toilet, everything came out. I was on there for a good while. One of the shorties hit me up to check on me. Im definitely not getting pums anytime soon.

 

[BaldingSoHard]

I installed bidets in my home for this very reason.

Had a bad experience last year and learned from it.

 

[LightSkinYeshua]

I installed bidets in my home for this very reason.

Had a bad experience last year and learned from it.

I gotta stay in a hotel with these shorties in a few days. I know my stomach be oding

 

[BaldingSoHard]

I gotta stay in a hotel with these shorties in a few days. I know my stomach be oding

Man just stay hydrated, watch what you eat... Get some of this too just in case. Keep the wet wipes handy. Good luck, breh.

 

[LightSkinYeshua]

Man just stay hydrated, watch what you eat... Get some of this too just in case. Keep the wet wipes handy. Good luck, breh.

 

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Tragic Doo Doo Tales @Orbital-Fetus

 

[Milomann]

It should read " When you're with some shorties"...

 

[Geek Nasty]

Diarrhea ain’t no joke. The lord blessed me the few times I had it or food poisoning I was at home. If I was in public there would have been no stopping the destruction to my pride

OT look for the George Brett story on YouTube

 

[ndthentherewasx]

One whiff and they're gonna split


Go to the "store" and handle business there

 

[LightSkinYeshua]

One whiff and they're gonna split


Go to the "store" and handle business there

Diarrhea ain’t no joke. The lord blessed me the few times I had it or food poisoning I was at home. If I was in public there would have been no stopping the destruction to my pride

OT look for the George Brett story on YouTube

Facts bruhhs, i had to let them know I was not gonna make it. We had to rush to Target cuz i only had 7 mins in me. One of the shorties had to call and check up on me cuz i was gone for mad long

 

[Living Bait]

awful thing to happen to someone at any time.......but when ya trying to raid some panties its a killer.....

in ya smooth role shooting the breeze like



then out of nowhere



and you get a cold sweat....and all of a sudden everything is very serious

 

[010101]

best know every female in their circle now knows you as the.dirty.doodie.booty.boy

switch states nikka

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