let talk about how things go so good then go bad real quick
this one time i was talking too this shorty for a few weeks nothing serious yet but close too being it cuz i was gonna tell her we should be exclusive
anyways we had dinner and a movie she paid
end up smashing that night for the first time shyt was
i get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and head back too bed with her
she gets up too go and i realize i left my wallet in their cuz i was seeing if i had another condom ready in case for round 2 so i go to the bathroom after she left and i guess she assumed i was asleep cuz i go back in it bout 20 mins later i see a damn pregnancy test on the sink and shyt says positive
im like
this one time i was talking too this shorty for a few weeks nothing serious yet but close too being it cuz i was gonna tell her we should be exclusive
anyways we had dinner and a movie she paid
end up smashing that night for the first time shyt was
i get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and head back too bed with her
she gets up too go and i realize i left my wallet in their cuz i was seeing if i had another condom ready in case for round 2 so i go to the bathroom after she left and i guess she assumed i was asleep cuz i go back in it bout 20 mins later i see a damn pregnancy test on the sink and shyt says positive
im like
were talking for a few weeks just would chill nothing serious then finally had a serious date when it happened
men bring condoms on first dates, women bring... pregnancy tests!?
breh lol
