When an aggressively musty person walks past you

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:scust: I had a co-worker walk pass me while talking and his breath smelled like death... and let me tell you... even after he was long gone... the smell still lingered. I thought that only happened in cartoons, but apparently it's real.
 
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Some people just look like they stink, so I hold my breath when I walk by just incase.

I was flying back from vacation once, and a very smelly middle eastern man was in line to board the plane. I was terrified he was going to sit next to me, and I would have to smell him the entire flight.

When we go to baggage claim, I smelled the stench, turned around, and he was right there.

:damn:

I walked all the way around to the other side to wait for my luggage.
 

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they love getting close to people to see their reaction too. shyt gives them some sort of sick thrill. seeing if people are gonna lie or tell the truth knowing they smell like radiation
I be at work with a musty dude like this, I don't even make eye contact with him, I be trying to keep my eyes from watering and take shallow breaths when speaking, crazy thing is he supposedly has a girlfriend :scust:

I know they definitely don't wash their legs together
 

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Maaaaaaaaan.........dude body odor was wafting across two whole ass isles on the store on Saturday........I almost felt like it was a challenge.........but I have no idea where it start to get anywhere close to that level of must.......he wins......
 
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