What's your definition of a phat azz?

blackzeus

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For me:

1) When I'm gettin' head layin' down, if I only see that beautiful moon behind your head when I look at you :ahh:

2) I gotta be able to stick my d*ck between your cheeks.

3) When I grab it, my hand must make a U shape.

Then of course, there's the classic "see it from the front" :whew:
 

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Mannnn you havent lived until you experience a slim or in shape woman with a nice lil bubble on her :ohlawd: Not none of that sloppy video model ish :whoa: That shyt can look unsightly sometimes.... Im talkin about a nice lil bubble you can grip with both hands and be like :obama: I prefer a woman who has a body that is slim/fit but when she comes out those clothes you are like :ohhh: vs the video model type... I like the feeling of viewing something exclusive instead of something the whole world can see :manny: I be "cuffin"
 

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Roundness and hips. Can't be no soft as souffle shyt either. I want meat. From turkey fat to hammock buttocks. Firm, cushy, shape :noah: baby let me take a bite out that apple.


No pumpkins tho. Pass
 

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The proportions of the ass has to be right for a woman to be perfectly phat.

The hips need to be wide enough, and the waist has to be slim enough.

Then, the ass itself must be round and shaped, but NOT hard or sloppy.

There are plenty of women that can get away with having a phat ass WITH clothes on, but it takes a special woman (prolly one that works out a lil :laugh:) to maintain that perfect bubble when them jeans come off. :ohlawd:



Example of perfect ass, out of them jeans. :lawd:::








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:noah:

 

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If I dont give it the "stank" face and hate on it a lil then it's not a "phat azz"...
 
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