What's The Whitest Thing A Cac Said/Did To U

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1.Got out of my car & some cac asked me for a fleshlight, I'm like "nah :dahell:" he looked at his dog said "fukk it" den looked back at me like ":jawalrus:" sometimes u gotta make adjustments" saw dude in handcuffs 2 hours later

:mjpls:

2. When I Was In 7th grade dis bytch was told us to find a book, I looked at da shelf & seen "How To Control Black/Hispanic Kids" shorty always tried forcin da coaches to take nikkas off da team cuz she knew nikkas wasnt fukkin wit her stupid ass class & da coaches would hit her wit dat

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1.Got out of my car & some cac asked me for a fleshlight, I'm like "nah :dahell:" he looked at his dog said "fukk it" den looked back at me like ":jawalrus:" sometimes u gotta make adjustments" saw dude in handcuffs 2 hours later

:mjpls:

2. When I Was In 7th grade dis bytch was told us to find a book, I looked at da shelf & seen "How To Control Black/Hispanic Kids" shorty always tried forcin da coaches to take nikkas off da team cuz she knew nikkas wasnt fukkin wit her stupid ass class & da coaches would hit her wit dat

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fam take this cornball "White man trying to be black" shyt somewhere else.
 

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Not really a "white thing" but this lowkey racist fat cac security gaurd told me i had to twerk/Harlem shake in order to enter this club a while back. I told that bytch to do the hokey pokey first
 

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A group of us were chillin at the conference table just shooting the shyt. white GM walked up and joined the conversation. Somehow it turned into who had the guts to body slam the gym.

GM: “I fukked ngas bigger than y’all in prison”


Younger Brothas: :krs:

Me and a couple of older cats: :birdman:

GM: “I am so sorry about that. It’ll never happen again” :lupe:
 
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