What's The Weirdest Encounter You've Had With Someone?

[Cat Lady ☆]

Mine was a man I met at the bus stop.
After 30 minutes I knew everything about this guy's life.



I knew his age, that he used to be married to a French woman but they divorced and he came back to his hometown. That he had a son who worked at some important place. He even showed me a picture of his son and his son's wife.



He told me he was a writer and he asked my email address so he could send me an extract - I gave it to him, but later realized I gave him a wrong address -. From what he told me the book seemed quite interesting too.



He sat next to me in the bus. We got down at the same bus stop but I ran to my mother's car before he could try to talk to me again.​

 

[Tunez]

Did he smash?

 

[IdealMan]

When I was an AV guy, I walked into a beautiful mansion in Atlanta owned by an older white guy and when I went upstairs dude had three Mexican men in the bed obviously naked under the sheets. I immediately turned around and told dude I was uncomfortable and I wouldn't be able to work in his home... There's more to this story but I don't feel like typing it all from my phone right now...

 

[Kairi Irving]

One time I was in Winn Dixie walking through the snacks aisle
I see this man opening a bag of chips, then dig in his ass and then proceed to put his hands in the bag

He looked at me and I did an about face and left the aisle to the drinks section




He followed me there too

He approached me and said yo please don't tell anyone breh it's not what you think and I saw shyt stains on his fingers

I just backed up and said huh? wat

and left the store

 

[Cat Lady ☆]

Did he smash?

I'm not into old men.​

 

[Cat Lady ☆]

One time I was in Winn Dixie walking through the snacks aisle
I see this man opening a bag of chips, then dig in his ass and then proceed to put his hands in the bag

He looked at me and I did an about face and left the aisle to the drinks section




He followed me there too

He approached me and said yo please don't tell anyone breh it's not what you think and I saw shyt stains on his fingers

I just backed up and said huh? wat

and left the store

Gross..

Did you ever see him again? ​

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

When I was an AV guy, I walked into a beautiful mansion in Atlanta owned by an older white guy and when I went upstairs dude had three Mexican men in the bed obviously naked under the sheets. I immediately turned around and told dude I was uncomfortable and I wouldn't be able to work in his home... There's more to this story but I don't feel like typing it all from my phone right now...

But did he smash

 

[Princess Coco]

Mine is similar to yours. Sooo everyone in my class knew I was a virgin and would joke about it. Well there was this older guy who had ptsd and would always come and talk to me before and after class. I knew everything about his life. He wife was abusive, his kids were in prison, he used to be addicted to cocaine and a bunch of other stuff.
He and i were talking before class as usual and he suggested that we have sex. I said no and avoided him from then on.
He would always look at me like a sad puppy after that

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

I'm not into old men.​

That doesn't quite answer the question

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Mine is similar to yours. Sooo everyone in my class knew I was a virgin and would joke about it. Well there was this older guy who had ptsd and would always come and talk to me before and after class. I knew everything about his life. He wife was abusive, his kids were in prison, he used to be addicted to cocaine and a bunch of other stuff.
He and i were talking before class as usual and he suggested that we have sex. I said no and avoided him from then on.
He would always look at me like a sad puppy after that

How did he suggest it

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

One time I was in Winn Dixie walking through the snacks aisle
I see this man opening a bag of chips, then dig in his ass and then proceed to put his hands in the bag

He looked at me and I did an about face and left the aisle to the drinks section




He followed me there too

He approached me and said yo please don't tell anyone breh it's not what you think and I saw shyt stains on his fingers

I just backed up and said huh? wat

and left the store

He smashed, didnt he?

 

[Kairi Irving]

He smashed, didnt he?

You a fakkit


I'm a Nikka

 

[Princess Coco]

How did he suggest it

him- " aye what you trying to do after class, its been a while since i had some nookie"
me-
him-

 

[TL15]

Met a 1/2 black 1/2 white "stripper"/escort with my breh

Spoiler: Part 1 - The Club

So we are at the Hard Rock downtown San Diego like a normal Saturday night. My friend is a big tattooed dude, loud, knows everybody, so everywhere we go feels like VIP

Anyway we get in the club and as usual just bullshyttin and we see these two girls. One is extremely blonde and my friend (black and Italian) rushes over to her once they make eye contact. I start talking to the brunette shorty just one some

Immediately she's feelin me and I'm thinkin it's a win. Looks alone she's definitely out of my class. I chop her down on some real slick shyt even though I work a corporate gig

We start dancing and god damn it's crazy. Ass was fire, big titties, cute as fyck and can move like a motherfycker...

She starts trying to game me "hey daddy, how much you got for me tonight"

I look at her like and tell her I'm not paying for no pyssy when it's everywhere

She stays on me for some reason... we keep dancing and she's latched. Maybe it's a slow night, maybe it's the cologne, but for some reason this "stripper" (as she told me ) is not leaving...ok let's see where this goes "

So as the night goes on there's this simp breh creepin around looking at me like

all night. I notice this nygga keeps following us and shootin daggers.

He comes up to me and says "this is my girl...I brought her here" but really

I tell him "I'm not handcuffing her...she can go if she wants"

she stays dancing on me and turns her back to this dude

He then starts calling her all types of names and gets all mad. Threatens to leave her here and she says "I can go home with my man"

I'm like "your man where's he at"

She says "you daddy"

I'm all types of and and

So the night keeps going and the dude comes back and says "you're really not coming back with me"

she says "no" and he says "fyck you" and like an idiot says "I got all your shyt with me"


So now it gets out of hand because she's telling me I need to get her stuff so we can leave. I'm really not sweatin any of this but my homie is a big dude, drunk, and looking to show off for her friend

So w get outside and immediate my friend says "point him out" and rushes dude...lifts him up off the ground and says "give her, her shyt homie"

Dude immediately is on some and and comes out the pockets with her ID, credit card and then hands over his own wallet

so I'm thinking "holy shyt... I'm involved in a pimp shakedown and robbery situation"

The lamest part is that her friend leaves with dude because that's her ride

So the three of us get to my car. We're laughing and I drive my friend home. He's drunk as hell and when I drop him off he says "yo TL15... lemme get some dome from her before you hit"

I look at him like

he says "it's the least she can do"

she says no and we go to my house. Shyt gets crazier there.

Spoiler: PArt 2 - My house

So we get to my house and she says "damn this is nice" when really my shyt is ok but nothing incredibly fancy. She starts commenting on my computer, shoes, etc. and I'm like

So we go to lay down, she asks for clothes to sleep in and gets butt naked right there and changes Body was crazy...I look at her like I'm used to it but in my head I'm like

...

we smashed a few times all over my apartment on the balcony, the couch, etc. Shyt was I'm giving my best efforts for this shyt brehs...

Pass out and wake up and she's making breakfast. I'm because on the one hand I know this bytch is a stripper/ low key escort...on the other hand

We fycked again and then she starts talking all this "wifey" shyt.

"I JUST got to Daygo from Washington and really I have no place to stay"
"I could see myself kicking here smoking some weed...keeping the place clean"
"with all this (I have a benz and decent stuff ) I know you can afford me"


so in my head I'm like

she gotta go.

I tell her you're not moving in and she says "why not...I don't plan on leaving...you sure did want me to stay when we were fyckin all night"

I'm like good point

the attitude changes and she says "I knew you were like this... you act all nice and then you can't even do nothing for me"

I tell her "we met last night...at a club... what did you think this was"

She says "that's how you feel" and grabs a plate and throws it across the room. I got carpet and cheap walls so it didn't break but still

I try to calm her down and we end up kicking it. I end up telling her I want her to stay just to calm her down but it's like 2:30 PM and I'm wondering how the hell I'm getting her out my crib. She tells me "can you take me back to the place I was staying...I gotta get some clothes and check on my cat"

I see my out

I take her back to her crib and she says "you're coming in...you're not gonna ditch me"

It's like 3 in the afternoon and I'm thinking how the hell did I get kidnapped in my own car

really this bytch has me hypnotized.

I get out the car and I see the same blonde chick from the night before and the same turtle looking dude. I walk by breh and he has nothing to say. As soon as I hear her blabbing in the room with whoever was in there...I walked outside hopped back in the whip and dipped on some

top 3 pyssy I've ever had

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

him- " aye what you trying to do after class, its been a while since i had some nookie"
me-
him-

Lol classy