Whats the meanest thing you've ever said to an ex or s/o

BrothaZay

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For the record, I dont condone any of thing, I was young and dumb and regret it :manny:

Anyways..

I had an ex who was bad as fucc. I was like a junior in HS. When I got her I felt like I was :win: cuz of how bad she was, and how many nikkas wanted her. I was young and naive tho not realizing that she was a freshman in college and went to TSU of all schools(Texas Southern)
The routine tho was every night, me and her and every one would be talkn n shyt, then I would leave n go to sleep, since I was the only one still in school at the time. One day, my homie hmu like "fam stop talkn to Emani"

Im like "why".
He told me how everytime I leave, she immediately jumps on other nikkas diccs. Like not even 5 minutes after, more like 30 seconds.
Long story short i caught her and we got into it stop talk.

So one day, we all chillin again, she there too but we not talkn.

One of my instigatin homies tryna be funny asked me "fam, do emani got good p*ssy :: :lolbron:"

I looked at him and said it loud to where everyone could hear :manny: Nah, she got that deadly p*ssy, why u think her baby died while she was having it :manny:

nikkas dead ass looked at me like :ohhh: :huhldup: :damn:

Her- :to: :pacspit:

All the other girls who were there :ufdup: :pacspit:

Me :smugfavre:
 

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i told my bd he had a tiny dicc, he knew it was true but he thought that since it was thick it was making up for the shortness.
 

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@BrothaZay u a cold ass nikka for that

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it wasn't really a gf, more of a casual dating situation but i was young, prob 23, and my friend's gf set me up w her co-worker who was older, prob around 31. anyway this was like our 4th date, i hadn't hit yet but we fooled around a bunch all the other times we hung out. i knew that her friends were all getting married and having kids and she was a bit overly eager to settle down. i figured this was my night to get in there, so we made plans to meet at a restaurant for dinner. i get there on time and grabbed a seat at the bar to wait for her. i probably had about 2 drinks more than i should have but before i knew it i realized she was like a half hour late. the booze got the better of me so i got it set in my head that i was going to wait there for her but leave as soon as she got there just to make a point. i planned on doing it all in stone cold silence. so she finally shows up and starts apologizing but in my mind it was coming across in a condescending way underneath the giggles and flirty attempts to get me to stay. i pay my bar tab and start moving toward the door and i hear her say, "awww sweety, you're just too young and immature to understand that things like this happen sometimes." i turned and looked at her and said, "and that's why you're in your 30s, husbandless, childless, and dating "boys" like me, because you 'get it,' right? fast forward prob 7 years, i run into her at my friend's gf's (who is now his wife, they have 2 kids) bday party. i'm w my wife who was pregnant at the time. i say hello and introduce them, act like nothing ever happened. later that night i asked my friend's wife how the girl is doing these days, turns out she is still single, still desperate to meet a man, and she tells me i probably ruined her night when she saw my wife's belly.
 

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I told her that she had been a cum rag for damn near 20 years and that she would never get married and that she would always be a jumpoff like her mother. Her father left all his insurance money when he died to his mistress
 

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I told her that she had been a cum rag for damn near 20 years and that she would never get married and that she would always be a jumpoff like her mother. Her father left all his insurance money when he died to his mistress
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