What's The Highest Level of Cheapness You Have Seen?

[froggle]

I was in the club once and saw someone pull out a fake wallet that actually held alcohol in it. he just ordered a mixer and was sippin the whole night


I don't know how true this story is, but there was a guy a who ate some fancy restaurant and ordered up the most. Before he was finished, he went to the bathroom, took out a syringe and pulled some blood. Went back and squirted that blood into the leftover chicken or whatever. He was furious and acting all crazy

The restaurant was like, we will let that $300 slide

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/difference-between-10-vodka-and-50-vodka.152484/

 

[yo moms]

i stole some coins from these girls in the club who left their handbag on the floor.

got me some shots with it

that was pretty cheap. but you got to be more careful with broke nikkas like me around in the club.

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

I worked for a cheap jew lawyer that would give old magazines from the lobby as gifts to the staff instead of actual bonuses.

Him: Great job this year, happy holidays, he'res a sports illustrated from last year.

Me: Aren't you gonna throw that out anyway?

Him: That would be a waste, besides it might be a collectors edition someday.