Whats Good With The Zoo Letting Them Big Ass Birds Walk Around Freely?
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Ricky Church
Stole Timberlake's Spaceship-Coupe
you ever ride one of them shyt's? it's mad fun breh.
Real shyt tho, thinking back on them times as a kid going to the zoo sitting down eating, then one of those big ass birds walk by give a head nod and keep movingBruh you got me dying right now
Almost every chick I've gone to the zoo with is scared of those big ass birds.
"Don't chase it Liggins! Staaaaaap Staaaaaaaap! OMG it's gonna come over here!
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Be scared of big bird brehettes.
"Don't chase it Liggins! Staaaaaap Staaaaaaaap! OMG it's gonna come over here!
"Be scared of big bird brehettes.
Fart Knocker
Superstar
at the bronx zoo the peacocks roam free, a few years back one actually escaped and was walking around the bronx
I'd have to fade one of them big ass birds if it got too close
no you wont brehShid i can see why now
Fart Knocker
Superstar
Real shyt tho, thinking back on them times as a kid going to the zoo sitting down eating, then one of those big ass birds walk by give a head nod and keep moving
straight knife edge chop to the neck straight through like a chain saw BRRRRRRAAAA!!
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Ricky Church
Stole Timberlake's Spaceship-Coupe
a grown ass man. they strong as fukk breh.Them things can support a human? .....
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BulletProof
Just a B@stard Living in a Suit
Birds are fukking dikks by nature so the bigger, the worse.
One of those ostrich fukkers almost killed Johnny Cash.
"I missed. He wasn’t there. He was in the air, and a split second later he was on his way down again, with that big toe of his, larger than my size-thirteen shoe, extended toward my stomach. He made contact—I’m sure there was never any question he wouldn’t—and frankly, I got off lightly. All he did was break my two lower ribs and rip my stomach open down to my belt, If the belt hadn’t been good and strong, with a solid belt buckle, he’d have spilled my guts exactly the way he meant to. As it was, he knocked me over onto my back and I broke three more ribs on a rock—but I had sense enough to keep swinging the stick, so he didn’t get to finish me. I scored a good hit on one of his legs, and he ran off."
Johnny Cash was 6'2" was a big dude too.
One of those ostrich fukkers almost killed Johnny Cash.
"I missed. He wasn’t there. He was in the air, and a split second later he was on his way down again, with that big toe of his, larger than my size-thirteen shoe, extended toward my stomach. He made contact—I’m sure there was never any question he wouldn’t—and frankly, I got off lightly. All he did was break my two lower ribs and rip my stomach open down to my belt, If the belt hadn’t been good and strong, with a solid belt buckle, he’d have spilled my guts exactly the way he meant to. As it was, he knocked me over onto my back and I broke three more ribs on a rock—but I had sense enough to keep swinging the stick, so he didn’t get to finish me. I scored a good hit on one of his legs, and he ran off."
Johnny Cash was 6'2" was a big dude too.