Let's say you been offered 50 dimes (9/10 average) to fukk for 5 years. Conditions: after 5 years of fukkery yo dikk gets chopped off.
No pain, one day you just wake up and only thing you can do with this shyt is just piss through it. 
Mind that for 5 years these 50 dimes are at your disposal at any time without no effort, just a call.
Yes or no?


Mind that for 5 years these 50 dimes are at your disposal at any time without no effort, just a call.

Yes or no?
