What would Comic Book characters Jobs be if they had a regular 9-5?

[MenacingMonk]

Inspired by @Breh Obama 's thread.

-Wolverine would do various jobs from bartending to landscaping.

-Magneto would work in a metal casting.

-Mystique would be stripping, or a whore.

-Captain America would be a recruiter for the military.

-Batman would work at Wayne Corp.

-Tony Stark would be working as an AA counselor. @Ironman

 

[parallax]

Inspired by @Breh Obama 's thread.

-Wolverine would do various jobs from bartending to landscaping.

-Magneto would work in a metal casting.

-Mystique would be stripping, or a whore.

-Captain America would be a recruiter for the military.

-Batman would work at Wayne Corp.

-Tony Stark would be working as an AA counselor. @Ironman

that drunk? no he wouldnt.

i feel like cap would work with helping people rather than be with the military. like helping special needs people or physical recovery

pym would work at a rehab center or a place with prisoner reform

janet van dyne would be a gossip tv host

vision would be a thrillseeker

banner would be living a double life as a college professor and a masked wrestler at a regional wrestling group to let off agression

thor would be studying earth cultures and life on earth

hawkeye and bullseye would be rival trick shooters

 

[MenacingMonk]

that drunk? no he wouldnt.

Reformed alcoholic, or maybe he'd be that drunk bum in the bar.

 

[MenacingMonk]

Man, I thought this would be a decent original thread.

TFR ain't shyt.

 

[hostsamurai]

Red Hood would be a crowbar salesman.

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

What’s more interesting is politics

I think Wolverine wouldn’t vote

Kitty Pryde would be super liberal

The Punisher would be All Lives Matter

Tony Stark for sure would be a Republican

I think Cap would be a centrist, but left leaning on most social issues

Batman centrist too. He knows Police are corrupt but he would be hard on crime. He also cares about people.

Superman would be super liberal. He’s a fukking illegal immigrant.

 

[MJ Truth]

Half of these characters, if not all, DO got regular jobs/lives though.

 

[MenacingMonk]

The Punisher would be All Lives Matter

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

You know he would

 

[Neuromancer]

Daredevil would be a lawyer.

Sam Wilson would work at Petco.

 

[FunkDoc1112]

Anime characters:

Goku's lazy unreliable ass would never have a steady job, just hopping from place to place, calling out every other day because he keeps getting caught up at the Karate dojo
Vegeta would be the aggressive ass personal trainer at the gym. We all know those short Napoleon dudes who are ripped as fukk and are straight a$$holes
Piccolo would be a beleaguered school principal
Frieza's the corrupt mayor
Yusuke Urameshi prolly a counselor for at-risk youth But it's court-ordered so he don't really give a fukk
Luffy would be one of them world travelers with a wacky reality show
Usopp would be a children's author selling books full of all his 's
Nami would be a programmer at a navigation/GPS company but a camgirl on the side

 

[KravenMorehead™]

What’s more interesting is politics

I think Wolverine wouldn’t vote

Kitty Pryde would be super liberal

The Punisher would be All Lives Matter

Tony Stark for sure would be a Republican

I think Cap would be a centrist, but left leaning on most social issues

Batman centrist too. He knows Police are corrupt but he would be hard on crime. He also cares about people.

Superman would be super liberal. He’s a fukking illegal immigrant.

More like All Deaths Matter

 

[KravenMorehead™]

Mystique would be an undercover substitute teacher

Ben Grimm would be a professional poker player

 

[Shaman]

Power Girl would work at Hooters