What if you had to take a **** in the middle of a match?

[Buggsy Mogues]

So its Wrestlemania..you walk out, the match just starts and you're circling the ring with your opponent and all of the sudden..you gotta take a massive shyt...that feeling hit you like that mufukka was peaking out about to slide out of your bootyhole. We all know the story of Sid supposedly shytting his pants at a house show. But what would you do at Wrestlemania? Climb under the ring? Tell your opponent to "go home early"? I mean we all know sometimes it's not a slow feeling..sometimes it just hits you like a ton of bricks and you gotta go right then and there.

So its Wrestlemania..you walk out, the match just starts and you're circling the ring with your opponent and all of the sudden..you gotta take a massive shyt.

What you gon do?

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

Sid and Taker literally had this situation at mania i believe...sid shyt himself

 

[Riley Escobar]

Sid and Taker literally had this situation at mania i believe...sid shyt himself

That's the urban legend. Taker did an Off The Record thing years back where he said Sid did shyt himself during a match with him, but it didn't happen at Wrestlemania, it was a house show.

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

That's the urban legend. Taker did an Off The Record thing years back where he said Sid did shyt himself during a match with him, but it didn't happen at Wrestlemania, it was a house show.

so it did happen? Taker: what is that smell?
Sid:
Cokeboy:

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

YOU shyt THAT MATCH, BROTHER!

 

[Johnny Joestar]

Get thrown under the ring, shyt, wipe with apron, get out with chair, beat the nikka I'm fightin''s head in.

 

[FitzgeraldThomasGrant III]

You take a shyt under the ring like Cena did.

 

[Freestyle Phantom3.0]

Get thrown under the ring, shyt, wipe with apron, get out with chair, beat the nikka I'm fightin''s head in.

:djmyman:

pretty much the only option...

at wipe with the ring apron

 

[bear27]

Haha the story about Curt Hennig and Norton under the ring all Nitro for a sneak attack late in the show Hennig needed a shyt so he just did.

 

[Johnny Joestar]

:djmyman:

pretty much the only option...

at wipe with the ring apron

It's the best idea.

Isn't the apron like paper or something?

Tear some out when you done with your poo, wipe like god depended on it, pull up your trunks/underwear/pants/whatever you wearin' and get out.

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

Happens every time Miz steps in the ring.

 

[Lannister]

I think this happened with Austin when he faced Yokozuna.

 

[avon barksdale]

so it did happen? Taker: what is that smell?
Sid:
Cokeboy:

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[Kunty McPhuck]

I think this happened with Austin when he faced Yokozuna.

If its the SSlam96 match

 

[Lannister]

Yeah, he mentions it here: