What do you say when old people in your fam ask you what church you go to?

[acri1]

Sometimes I get this when I go to family get-together or reunion or whatever.

Personally I've never cared for that type of thing even when I was a kid...but I have absolutely zero interest in arguing with old nikkas about it


So I been saying something like "Nah I haven't found one that's for me just yet " for like the last 15 years knowing I have no interest at all in finding one


Any other non-churghgoers ever get this?

 

[Sniper]

Just say because it’s filled with liars and thieves.

 

[get these nets]

Call the elders of your family Old Ns, brehs.

 

[Bryan Danielson]

I tell them

The TRUTH


Just cuz I’m on the coli don’t mean I’m a deviant and going to hell like most of the people here.

Heck I listened to the word and atrend about every Sunday, today included.

 

[RiverCity916]

Tell them the truth. You're a grown man scared to tell these old nikkas to mind their own?

 

[KateFabersBoyfriend]

Red Zone.

 

[Devilinurear]

Tell them you work on Sunday

 

[Armchair Militant]

I haven’t been asked that, but I would probably start laughing.

 

[Lord-Yosh]

They know better than to ask me that

 

[TEH]

I used to attend Bedside Baptist but I got bougie and I go to St. Mattress now.




Nah like the pop you balloon turtle man I’m a monotheist I believe in monotheism and I’ll talk about that at another time





But for real they don’t have to ask … where do you all live that no relative goes to the same church as you?