What Do You Say...Are Hoola Hoops Demonic Toys?

[Slang]

All that gyrating, trashing of the hips, releases demonic sexual energy. Not only that, when placed at the feet, they act as summoning circles for spirits and demonic thought patterns to enter your psyche.

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

im not a big fan of hoola hoops.....sometimes they act as an beginners guide for femininity in boys who are in latch-key programs

 

[unit321]

...they act as summoning circles for spirits and demonic thought patterns...

 

[StLady]

I could never hoola hoop when I was little

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

I could never hoola hoop when I was little

and you turned out to be a well-mannered lady, coincidence? i think not

 

[Turbulent]

the toy is just an object. it's the intentions behind it that can be demonic.

 

[awkwardblackgirl]

 

[Slang]

the toy is just an object. it's the intentions behind it that can be demonic.

Nah, grinding and gyrating the hips in that fashion definitely liberates sexual libido from the torso and into your mind as sexual and demonic urges.