What are some of your wrestling headcanons?

[FunkDoc1112]

Y'know, shyt that makes everything make more sense in your head?

For me, it's why TV matches are always so much shorter than PPVs. I think it's like the NBA regular season, where guys aren't as locked in for a TV match with no stakes and if they don't have it that night, they're more likely to pack it in sooner than they would on a match that matters. So if they fall funny on a slam in match that ain't going their way, might as well stay down and get that ice bath ASAP instead of risking injury to win a week 37 Raw match.

 

[Trips]

Throwing people over the top in battle royals. You see these fools flying out the ring all the time before battle royals. Come time for a battle royal or rumble. The ropes might as well be an electric/invisible fence nikkas fighting to stay in all the time.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

That the belt is the most powerful weapon in wrestling. It is somehow heavier, more brutal, more devastating than anything. It decides matches completely...you get hit with the belt...issawrap

 

[OneDeep]

People getting distracted by someone’s music

No matter what’s happening when somebody’s music hits you must stop what your doing and look around like a idiot trying to figure out who or where someone coming out

 

[ALTRUISM]

To this day I'm still bummed WWE didn't capitalize on my headcanon of Boogeyman actually being an abomination created by Papa Shango to spread chaos on some long-term horror villain booking.

 

[Swiggy]

When someone runs outta the ring to troll, and the other muthafukka just stands in the ring like they're trapped