What a ***** gotta do to make a half a million... Without the FBI catching feelings

[john goodman]

So far all 3 of my post grad entrepreneurial plans have been outlawed this summer

I wanted to sell incense that gets you high.... Dea is shutting that down

I wanted to remove tattoos... Medical board deemed it "cosmetic surgery" in my state

Now Internet cafe casinos are illegal in pa

Im damn near out of ideas brehs

 

[Sweet James]

"What a ***** gotta do to make a half a million... Without the FBI catching feelings"

What 5 letter word is ***** in the thread title.?


It better be JEW, followed by two periods

 

[john goodman]

It's a nas line

 

[Sweet James]

It's a nas line

Got it...

But, why don't you sell us some of your secret Jew penny-pinching schemes.

Like how to negotiate the best price for a bagel.

Or how to quickly pick up a penny off the ground, when no one's looking

That will be sure to bring you in a lot of money.

Teach us, Mr. Goodman........

 

[john goodman]

Lol I guess anti semitism will never go out of style

nikkas fear what they don't understand, hate what they can't conquer, guess it's just the theory of man

 

[pimpineasy]

Got it...

But, why don't you sell us some of your secret Jew penny-pinching schemes.

Like how to negotiate the best price for a bagel.

Or how to quickly pick up a penny off the ground, when no one's looking

That will be sure to bring you in a lot of money.

Teach us, Mr. Goodman........

You sir are an a$$hole. I hope you never reproduce and if you do she gets custody and half.

 

[atlbound]

its not illegal if you don't get caught

 

[Mcbeany]

Write a book breh, do like Kevin Trudeu. He hustled his way to riches.

 

[john goodman]

I'm trying to be a modern day p.t. Barnum

 

[L&HH]

Write a book breh, do like Kevin Trudeu. He hustled his way to riches.

If there's a bigger snakeoil salesmen I havent seen such. I remember seeing that nikka on late night informercials and your right you dont have to sell shyt that you even think is worth a damn as long as you can advertise to many and convince them its worth a damn.

 

[GetInTheTruck]

Off topic but I was at an Israeli friends crib the other day and he had a bag of these bagel chips that were straight status. I damn near ate them all.

 

[concise]

So far all 3 of my post grad entrepreneurial plans have been outlawed this summer

I wanted to sell incense that gets you high.... Dea is shutting that down

I wanted to remove tattoos... Medical board deemed it "cosmetic surgery" in my state

Now Internet cafe casinos are illegal in pa

Im damn near out of ideas brehs

Whoa... you need a medical license for that? But not one to put them in?

I always thought that was a great business idea myself.

 

[duncanthetall]

You could always sell your jew gold

 

[john goodman]

Whoa... you need a medical license for that? But not one to put them in?

I always thought that was a great business idea myself.

Depends on what state you're in

 

[ClassyME]

Apply yourself and you'll get there.

Network. shyt gets you into whatever you need. Nowadays it's now what you know, but rather who you know.