Wet dreams let's talk about then shyts

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Most people say they had them during puberty but I did not have on then.

The only one I have ever has was when I was 27/28 that shyt felt like I was fukking p*ssy for real so vivid :ohlawd:

Then I woke up after I busted the nut and looked at my boxers like :damn:
 

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i had my 1st when i was in Basic Training for the Army. You're constantly on the move all day so by the time you hit the bed at night you're pretty exhausted to even think about jerkin off. We slept in an open bay area so it would be kinda hard to jack it with out someone noticing anyway. Well anyway it was our 1st night camping overnight outside and i remember having a very realistic dream fukkin somebody and i could feel myself nutting in my sleep. it was so intense that it woke me up. i woke and couldnt believe what had happened. i think i had like 2 more after that
 

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my shyt always be


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Haven't had one since I started beating off. They were the most annoying thing ever though. I'd have to get up, turn on the bright ass bathroom lights, wash my dikk off, change my underwear. By the time I was done I couldn't even go back to sleep. :mindblown:

I didn't even want to throw my boxers in the laundry because I was embarrassed my mom would see them. :snoop:
 

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Had the most intense wet dream. It felt so real, i could feel the water dripping off my hands as i washed the dishes. I could actually hear my wife screaming in my ear, "This one isn't clean!!!"
 

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I stopped after like 15, I think. I was glad when the day came that my dream wouldn't be ruined. It always happened right before as well. I was like :why: I didn't even do anything yet.

I used get off on what's about to happen it seems. First time I could actually keep going and nothing would happen I was asleep but I know on the outside I was like :jawalrus:
 

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O Wetmare on Bed Sheet ass nikkas. "If I nut in my dreams I nut in real life".:russ:
 

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Man, they use to feel like pure esctacy as a kid/pre-teen:noah::banderas::ahh:dreaming about the females you wanted to smash:shaq: I long for the feeling again:banderas:
 
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