Went roller skating for the first time since I was child, I fell and twisted my ankle and sprained i

[yardman]

Haven't done this shyt since I was like 5. I was there on some Bambi shyt for the first hour, no progress at all. I asked some nikka for advice, didn't know he was flaming at first, I should've known though, the nikka was wearing capri's. He told me some basics. So I did it, fell once before but I was good, some nikka rolled by like "get up nikka" on some motivation shyt. Tried for like 15 more minutes, then said I'ma take a break. Right when I'm about to exit the rink, I bussed my ass and tripped this kid in front of his mom's. (The ass was fat as shyt too, booty cheeks was hanging out of the mini skirt ) I was holding my knee on some Peter from family guy shyt, bytches was laughing at a player. But I'm good. I was able to walk on it though. nikka I woke up, now my ankle fat as shyt. And now I can't walk.
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[Ghost Utmost]

What motivates you to just randomly start roller skating as an adult?

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

so you asked the fakkit for help and then sprain your ankle in front of the big booty chic? so not only does she think that you a fakkit too, but now she thinks you're an idiot fakkit

That's embarassing my nikka

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

They didn’t have the right music playing. Ol heads didn’t learn how to skate, they didn’t need to. This song made you a OG at the spot

 

[Elle Seven]

I asked some nikka for advice, didn't know he was flaming at first,​

I should've known though, the nikka was wearing capri's​

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[old pig]

twirl on 8 wheels and break your ankles brehs

 

[Supa cat]

And you're suppose to be a yaadmon

 

[George's Dilemma]

Haven't done that since elementary school. I don't miss a thing about it. Surprised any rinks still exist.

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

 

[yardman]

What motivates you to just randomly start roller skating as an adult?

To be fair, I'm just trying new shyt. I kinda omitted this out of the story, I was on a date lol. I subconsciously wanted to avoid writing down another L in the OP.​

 

[yardman]

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[shutterguy]

Ain't nothing wrong with it OP, I been roller skating for 5yrs now at my local USA rink. Every Sunday from 9pm to 1am its 18 and over with rap and r&b. Cats ask where they can meet females, that's the place plus you learn something new.

 

[yardman]

And you're suppose to be a yaadmon

Weh ya try say? Man lose yaad points points cah mi trip and sprawl out in front a gyal?
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[yardman]

Ain't nothing wrong with it OP, I been roller skating for 5yrs now at my local USA rink. Every Sunday from 9pm to 1am its 18 and over with rap and r&b. Cats ask where they can meet females, that's the place plus you learn something new.

Bro it was nothing but butterfaces and baddies up in there. The female to male ratio was extremely favorable.​

 

[Mr. Foxx Foxx]

Went to a b day party with my daughter last year at a roller rink. I decided to go out on the rink with her. I could get going alright, but I couldn’t stop worth shyt, I was dangerous on those things.