Weird habits as a kid you never dropped when you grew up

[CourtesyFlush]

Brehs I'm a 30 year old independent man raising a child, and yet I still do the following:

1. Jog up basement stairs out of some fear something is gonna chase me and grab my legs

2. Stop the microwave before the timer gets to zero and beeps. I have legit anxiety over this. Feels like I gotta diffuse a bomb before it blows

3. Put some type of Home Alone style trap of stacked books or laundry basket in front of my bedroom door to warn me if an intruder enters

I swear I'm grown

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Biting the inside of my bottom lip when I'm anxious.

Zoning/tuning people completely out when I'm thinking hard about something.

 

[ELESDEE616]

Eating the cheese off the pizza first like an uncouth degenerate


Go up the stairs on all 4s when nobody looking

 

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fap

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

eat my toenails, boogers, earwax, and belly button wax.

 

[wowzers]

Checking behind the shower curtain when i go to the bathroom...u know, just in case a murderer is hiding in the shower or somethin.

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

Checking behind the shower curtain when i go to the bathroom...u know, just in case a murderer is hiding in the shower or somethin.

Me too





And sometimes I'll even cock my fist back just in case i have to throw down with the psycho hiding behind my shower curtain

 

[Dwight Howard]

I still flinch at flying insects..and will legit spend hours killing any fly that enters into my place. I cant function with flies flying around, I dont get how folks can just brush it off, shyt is infuriating to me

 

[get these nets]

floss teeth....and then smell the floss

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Eating the cheese off the pizza first like an uncouth degenerate


Go up the stairs on all 4s when nobody looking

 

[$lim]

Jog up basement stairs out of some fear something is gonna chase me and grab my legs

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

Been doing a few of these since my mid teens (i'm an extreme creature of the night/habit btw):


Mixing different crispy snacks in a tub/zip lock bag - that thug trail mix

Eat cereal with ice to keep the milk cold

Bustin a nut in a t-shirt or boxers and then putting it back under my pillow until laundry day comes up.



Pee in a wide-mouth bottle (like a gatorade or powerade) in the middle of the night so i don't have to go to the bathroom. I actually started that around 20... but it's been 16 years that that nightly tradition has lived with me (quickly hide that bottle when i have women over or temporarily halted the operation when I had gf's... but once i'm single again... the bottle returns with a vengeance ---- now that i'm dolo, best believe after shooting hoops in the weekend, that Fierce Grape 32 ouncer ain't hitting the recycle bin... shiits going straight into my backpack and into my room like Brandy).


Microwave my eggs and scramble it like that.



Oh, and i also reuse q-tips as well. Maybe get three/four good squiggles in the drum canal (might be a few days) before i toss it and leave it... then i pull it out the dispenser so garbage can retrieve it.



Now cosmo says i'm fat... now who ain't down with that?



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[Clive42]

Running and jumping down the stairs

 

[Dont@Me]

Been doing a few of these since my mid teens (i'm an extreme creature of the night/habit btw):


Mixing different crispy snacks in a tub/zip lock bag - that thug trail mix

Eat cereal with ice to keep the milk cold

Bustin a nut in a t-shirt or boxers and then putting it back under my pillow until laundry day comes up.



Pee in a wide-mouth bottle (like a gatorade or powerade) in the middle of the night so i don't have to go to the bathroom. I actually started that around 20... but it's been 16 years that that nightly tradition has lived with me (quickly hide that bottle when i have women over or temporarily halted the operation when I had gf's... but once i'm single again... the bottle returns with a vengeance ---- now that i'm dolo, best believe after shooting hoops in the weekend, that Fierce Grape 32 ouncer ain't hitting the recycle bin... shiits going straight into my backpack and into my room like Brandy).


Microwave my eggs and scramble it like that.



Oh, and i also reuse q-tips as well. Maybe get three/four good squiggles in the drum canal (might be a few days) before i toss it and leave it... then i pull it out the dispenser so garbage can retrieve it.



Now cosmo says i'm fat... now who ain't down with that?



.

i got four tall pringles bottle, 2 32oz. gatorade bottles, and two talenti ice cream containers all empty and on deck

 

[Hoodoo Child]

Juking random people