Berniewood Hogan
IT'S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
Rocky
"I just can't connect with the Rocky character."
"There's so much sexism!"
"The bad guy's black? Is this supposed to be a race thing?"
"Why is Mickey so mean?"
"I'd love to see a feminist reading of this."
"Who won?"
ADD ON IF YOU KNOW THE PAIN, BROTHER!