I was taking a walk just getting my steps in when I noticed this fine women. Brown skin. Thick. Probably mid 30s maybe early 40s looking right.
She was wearing these skin tight jeans, in this stance, leaning in the shade with that thang poking out. I'm doing the calculations in my head. She probably lose 10% of the ass factor if she stood straight up but bent over she would still deserve a round of applause . A voice in the back of my head saying "you thirsty as ever huh "
but anyway
She shot me a glance and I'm about to switch my mouth piece into first gear when I happened look to the right and it's a big ass dead racc00n like 8 feet away from her
. Like that shyt Martin was fighting. I lost my semi. And I'm just thinking she has to be missing a couple brain cells to be posted up next to that.
The way those harsh dualities descended upon me was a spiritual experience. I'm committed to getting my head out of the gutter now
She was wearing these skin tight jeans, in this stance, leaning in the shade with that thang poking out. I'm doing the calculations in my head. She probably lose 10% of the ass factor if she stood straight up but bent over she would still deserve a round of applause . A voice in the back of my head saying "you thirsty as ever huh "
but anywayShe shot me a glance and I'm about to switch my mouth piece into first gear when I happened look to the right and it's a big ass dead racc00n like 8 feet away from her
. Like that shyt Martin was fighting. I lost my semi. And I'm just thinking she has to be missing a couple brain cells to be posted up next to that.The way those harsh dualities descended upon me was a spiritual experience. I'm committed to getting my head out of the gutter now