Berniewood Hogan
IT'S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
A quick recap for those who don't remember or were No Watch Gang at the time:
- Huge fatass Albert went to Japan and became a good wrestler supposedly
- CM Punk was getting way over, so naturally, the smart thing to do was bring in Albert to feud with Cena
- Albert changed to Lord Tensai, had kanji written on his face, had a little Japanese man he could push around, and apparently absorbed Japaneseness somehow
- I swear Vince told him to squint
This all worked out as stupidly as it sounds and crowds kept chanting Albert and bringing "Lord Hentai" signs until Vince gave up and paired him with the Funkasauras as the Hip Hop Hippo
Oh yeah, he went over Cena his first night.