Was Mr. Krabs a hustler or a simp?

[The Burger King]

I was at my cousin's house earlier, we were in the living room and his kids were watching TV. Spongebob came on and it was the episode about Mr. Krabs falling in love with Mrs. Puff. I had seen it before when I was a child, but obviously I wasn't dating then so I didn't catch certain things until now.



At the beginning Mr. Krabs had his mind right. He basically said "Spongebob, I'ma tell you like Wu told me. Cash Rules Everything Around Me. "

Next thing you know, Mr. Krabs is spendin' $100,000 on a FIRST DATE like he's Rick Ross or P. Diddy in a Miami strip club.

Of course he didn't get none either.

At the end she basically said "You're a nice guy but I'm not feelin' you like that", gave him a small peck, and walked away. She probably hit up Larry the Lobster or one of these street nikkas to get some dikk.

For a nikka who claims to be about his paper, he sure was spending a lot of money on some washed up fat bytch. I bet you he wouldn't have done all of that if she were a crab…

 

[onelastdeath]

He was Huslimp. A combination of both.

Hustler because he was about his money. By any means.

A simp because

A) Ms Pearl is shaped like a blowfish, literally. No ass. Bad Wig.
and B, Pearl is clearly not his daughter. There's no way possible you can be a crab and come out with a whale as a daughter. Its fukking impossible. Aint no way in hell thats his real daughter. bytch came out 30 feet tall with 's hairline. fukk outta here with that.

 

[The Burger King]

He was Huslimp. A combination of both.

Hustler because he was about his money. By any means.

A simp because

A) Ms Pearl is shaped like a blowfish, literally. No ass. Bad Wig.
and B, Pearl is clearly not his son. There's no way possible you can be a crab and come out with a whale as a daughter. Its fukking impossible. Aint no way in hell thats his real daughter. bytch came out 30 feet tall with 's hairline. fukk outta here with that.

And notice also at the beginning, Ms. Puff actually was married, but she didn't wanna talk about what happened to her husband...

Sounds like a woman with baggage to me.

 

[KidJSoul]

I love it when y'all discuss about shyt like this

To answer the question, the dude is a bonafide huslimp like @The II XX said

 

[onelastdeath]

And notice also at the beginning, Ms. Puff actually was married, but she didn't wanna talk about what happened to her husband...

Sounds like a woman with baggage to me.

She gets fatter whenever she gets flustered or angry. What nikka would want to put up with that shyt. You already big, then you get mad and get even bigger

 

[Gully Bull]

fukk him . He has earned any bad shyt that happens to him.. smh reigning terror over a min. Wage job where one of your main employees basically volunteers there and the other uses all his earning on drugs to really hear the clarinet

 

[onelastdeath]

fukk him . He has earned any bad shyt that happens to him.. smh reigning terror over a min. Wage job where one of your main employees basically volunteers there and the other uses all his earning on buying a sonically superior clarinet to replace the last one he got

Then he hired a fukking retard

I mean that literally. SpongeBob is clearly mentally retarded.

 

[The Burger King]

fukk him . He has earned any bad shyt that happens to him.. smh reigning terror over a min. Wage job where one of your main employees basically volunteers there and the other uses all his earning on drugs to really hear the clarinet

Plankton been trying to hire Spongebob and Squiadward though, so apparently they don't mind being pimped by Mr. Krabs.

 

[Gully Bull]

Plankton been trying to hire Spongebob and Squiadward though, so apparently they don't mind being pimped by Mr. Krabs.

Squid ward prolly just can't be bothered to fill out a new w4 and finding some business casual attire to wear to the new hire orientation


SpongeBob prolly would get hired and still show up to Crabby Patty to fukk up flipping burgers

 

[Paradise]

And notice also at the beginning, Ms. Puff actually was married, but she didn't wanna talk about what happened to her husband...

Sounds like a woman with baggage to me.

Her husband ended up in a gift shop as a souvenir.

I'm mad that I know that.

 

[DrX]

hustla....he was about his paper.....and he had spongebob dumb ass making 8 bucks an hour and he was a millionaire

 

[The Burger King]

Squid ward prolly just can't be bothered to fill out a new w4 and finding some business casual attire to wear to the new hire orientation


SpongeBob prolly would get hired and still show up to Crabby Patty to fukk up flipping burgers

Spongebob is a dikk-riding fakkit who loves the attention and Squidward is a lame who probably posts on TheColi.

That ain't Mr. Krab's fault.

 

[AB Ziggy]

Mr. Krabs from Spongebob? How old are you nikkas?

 

[BNT]

Man I love this thread. I knew I wasn't the only person who still watches cartoons

 

[The Burger King]

Man I love this thread. I knew I wasn't the only person who still watches cartoons

There's a lot of game in Spongebob episodes to be soaked up if you look closely.